WEDGIETARD!

Comments:
I swear...Carlie's on crack or something lol

this family is annoying as fuck for making way to many videos!

Shay well done all all your video's so far! the movie that your thinking about is called "Krull" it was released in 1983!

click me to see a hilarious parody of "I just got had sex Feat Akon" Parody I just got aids

7:37 carliestyle has extensions!! Carliestyle get back on youtube.. I want you to tell me about extensions and being pretty and such! No serioiusly.. I want extensions.. Did it hurt?! ♥

Jersey Shore Parody Song: Key Of Awesome #11

Written by Mark Douglas
Music by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow
Directed by Tom Small

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
The Guidos party all night then go out and try score
On the Jersey Shore
During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store

SITUATION
Yo its Mike but they call me the situation
Cause my abs never go on a vacation
Some people think that I'm a jerk off
But I look like Rambo with my shirt off
When guidettes see me they get turned on
cus I spend all day at the tanning salon

SNOOKI
It's me, Snooki I crave attention
I wear sequined shirts and hair extensions
I like to hook up but dont call me loose
When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice.
Im looking for love without much luck
Hey, you took our drinks!

SITUATION
Snooki, duck!

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
They get in fights and they hook up for sport
On the Jersey Shore
They must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts

JWOWW
They call me JWOWW Im a man eater
I only like guys who wear wife beaters
I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed
and grind on guys who are unemployed.

PAULIE
Im DJ Pauly and I raise the roof
I put gel in my hair til it's bullet proof
My beats are sick I don't mean to brag
Check out my contacts, Italian Flags
I get my haircut every single day
I dance with my bros in a manly way
We know several dances including the jump
the ab display, and the guido fist pump

Go go go go go go

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
Girls get drunk and hook up with every Vinnie, Petie and Paul
On the Jersey Shore
They wake up the next morning and pretend that they don't recall
On the Jersey Shore
They get naked in hot tubs and drink themselves into a stupor
Their tans are so Orange they look like a bunch of Oompa loompas

SITUATION
Did he say we look like Oompa Loompas? Not cool boss! Not cool!



Comments:
Yeah, because the guy is really going to punch her in the face, wtf..

Mark YER A SCUMBAAAAAGGGGG

YOU NEVA HIT A GIRL!

JWOWW HAS NICE TITS :)

lol everytime snookie got punched i always say OOOOOO lol

at 2:17 it funny how dj pauly says awwww snookii

No Pants Subway Ride 2011

On Sunday, January 9th, 2011 over 5,000 people took off their pants on subways in 48 cities in 22 countries around the world. In New York, our 10th Annual No Pants Subway Ride had over 3,500 participants, spread out over six meeting points and ten subway lines.


Comments:

hmm im glad this vid wasnt made un the uk. pants = underwear here lol

I have the the right to check out your ass if you're not wearing pants baby!

notice there aren't any fat people involved?

niiiiice, id like to do that just to see the girls in hotpants, heeell yeah XP

i just uh forgot my pants .. oh yes theres a perfectly acceptable reason...

Thumbs up for 1:20

THIS EXPERIMENT IS GETTING MORE AND MORE LAME. EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE PART OF IT. SOON IT'S NO MORE FUN.

Katy Perry Girls order lunch!

Mark plays with an App of Awesome: LaDiDa! More behind the scenes coming very soon!


Comments:

KISS YOUR HAND 10 TIMES

SAY YOUR CRUSH 15 TIMES

POST TO 2 OTHER VIDEOS

LOOK AT YOUR HAND



yeah i kno... u get lost in those beautiful green prairie eyes... wish my gf would have them.. either way i still love her.. :}


But its a parody video, they don't present themselves as legitimate music artists.


But are you saying that still wouldn't be fun to play around with?!

UMNO Titiwangsa Division Chief: We do not need votes from Chinese and Indians

Comments:

What a racist SKUNK is he? What school/college/uni is he from, one more breed coming from our poor graded Malaysia Education System????????????????

wow.......one malaysia konon.....

we chinese & indian have no right in malaysia anymore?

why a malay dato can say things like these, and when other races can't......are we all others just gonna keep quite, and let them rule us?

i am getting more unbalance about these issue, we doesn't fight back doesn't mean that we are scared of you!!!

Hhahahahahahahah... his calculation is wrong too.. Dude, get some maths lessons.

Datuk Johari Bin Abdil Ghani, you WASTED.

than ok la....

next year we change goverment.....

malaysian freedom talking ma.....

Satu Malaysia........We treat malay good we never be carculate

but u treat cina and india like that

this guy very bad....

say this kind of word if like that next year no need pay gov tax la

Wow!! ...and the audience applauded!

Well,its called UMNO u jackass!!M stand for Malay.It's not UMCINO no it sUMNO.UMNO,MIC,MCA,PERKASA = BN.BN

ISA  . what are you doing , Please take action. Is it he is malay , ISA cant do anything?

Stupid Darn guy... u make malay race shame of ur self..... SOB

What you had said and thought in mind will reflects the whole community. I TELL YOU WHAT,HE WILL NEVER BE A GOOD POLITICIAN EVENTHOUGH HE IS ELECTED.TRUST ME.. ALL MALAYSIANS!!!!!

ok lo ..cakap kita orang cina customers mah hor..kalau kita tarak beli barang sama u olang aaaa...u olang melayu chiak sai liao lo !!! ini politician boleh ambil pi tembak liao la...useless ....u r so shameful ..... !!! ><

OUR PM SAID  "1 MALAYSIA", and this SOB say "1 MALAY", is he mean about?

can we say this SOB "BRAINLESS" ?

MALAYSIA BOLEH

Crash with the Malaysian Police

The lady had an argument with the policemen in Malaysia.

No description is given on the Youtube video and thus there is no conclusion over it.

There are many youtube comments from users:
- Some people believe that the policemen are fake and could be robbers/rapists.
- Some people think that she has scribbled on the police's papers while some believe she has just merely signed on it.
- Some people believe that she has taken the video to avoid the policemen from extortion.
- Many are simply arguing over her English language.
- Some people think that she is being too arrogant and trying to challenge the authority

Doubts:
- Why did the policemen insist her to follow them if it was just a normal offense that involves a straightforward summon?
- Why did the policemen allow her to leave in the end when they could have reported back to HQ to get more policemen down for assistance?

My New Years Resolutions

By Juicy Star (Blair):

Hey everyone! Here's a vlog style video wishing you all a happy 2011 and telling you my new years resolutions. I hope you'll want to do a video of your resolutions, and leave it as a video response. Enjoy!

FTC Disclaimer:
None of the products mentioned in this video were given to me for free. None of the companies mentioned are paying me for this video. All opinions are my own.


Comments:
you look soooo gorgeous in this video, i love just like the color/glow to your cheeks! please keep doing what you're doing and ignoring the haters. they like to try and act like they know you when they so obviously dont

Ha, MOST people try to volunteer. Meganheartsmakeup doesn't have a patent on volunteering. Blair isn't copying her by wanting to get involved in a charity.

Volunteering at the animal shelter is soooo much fun(: I've been doing it for a year and I am so glad I signed up to do it!

blair i love this video! happy new year hope 2011 is better than 2010! btw congrats on the short intro! haha:)

blair, make a vlog when you volunteer on a charity. especially animal shelter =)

Blair, don't listen to haters. Your doing a good thing! The little doggies will wag there tails thanking you! Maybe even Lil' Rue can play with the dogs while you help out. You are a role model and are amazing inside and out! Great video :)

yes! please do more outfit of the day videos!!! you are so awesome!

You should do a video while u clean your closet!! :D

By the way, you are gorgeous and so much fun to watch. Forget the haters; you have hundreds of thousands of people who adore you and your videos! Keep that in mind. :)

Don't worry about how long your intros or videos are. Your true fans (like myself) looooove them! Adding in OOTD at the beginning of your videos is a great idea. Again, we love it when your videos are long. We watch them because we wanna see you! :) I'd love it if you did more follow-me-around vlogs and gave us some tips on your diet and exercise. :) And you should do an updated foundation routine! Happy New Year, Blair! <3

HOT ZUMBA BOOTY SHAKE!

Gun safety is something that my father taught me and it's something that I take VERY seriously and I will pass on to my son. We do have guns in our house but they are always in a safe that is locked and unaccessible to our children.

Fox News' Tucker Carlson thinks Michael Vick should be executed

During a panel discussion on Fox News, substitute host Tucker Carlson declares that NLF QB Michael Vick should have been "executed" for his crimes.....

NY's Dumbest; NYC sanitation workers destroy a Ford Explorer

City workers destroy a Ford Explorer trying to free a snowbound front-loader in Brooklyn Heights, New York after the storm of 2010. The crazy thing here....the vehicle WAS....wait for it....A NYC Dept of Buildings city owned vehicle. I went down, I know the owner, they are aware of the video and no police ever came. Hope that answers a lot of questions. Obviously some comments here in response are from the driver himself....read-on.


Comments:

I don't know what is dumber, the guys in the video destroying the SUV or the morons leaving politically affiliated comments here. So, if you had the urge to say these guys are liberal morons or republican dipshits...just know that you are no smarter then they are and should immediately go kill yourself so the rest of us do not have to be subjected to your high levels of concentrated stupid.

You call who is responsible for those things, like the police. Making a video for that sort of thing was the best thing he could have done to help in a situation like that. Get the evidence lol

No. In this case videoing was the right thing to do as it really shows how stupid both the tow truck driver and the payloader driver were.

I like how all the union boobs are criticizing the guy who made the video. Of course they'd rather not have such incompetence of one of their brethren go viral on the web.

Why should he run down? It's not his fault that these NY workers are retards!

The Sanitation Dept truck crashed into my parked Mini 6 years ago, and left the without leaving a note. A street witness left me a note with the license number so I could track them them. It turns out that a lot of Sanitation Dept workers are drunk on the job, and their judgement is totally off.

This is a city run by Democrats and a city with voters who are Democrats. This is not America it is Democratopia. Meanwhile, Mayor Independent Bloomberg, from his snow free ivory tower, tells everyone not to get angry. People buried in snow who pay high taxes for city services - Bloomberg tells city workers to park their vehicles and walk to their emergencies...

This video is insane. The cameraman who's just watching and fucking yelling at people from the 4th story of a building is just about as ludicrous as the actual car-smashing taking place. New Yorkers, lol...

Apple iPad 3G Giveaway (2011)

Apple iPad 3G Giveaway 2011... is it true? Nevertheless, this is one of the hottest videos in Youtube!

Gilbert Arenas buzzer beater 3/4 court shot off shot clock Orlando Magic vs. New Jersey Nets

Gilbert Arenas of the Orlando Magic hit a buzzer beater from three-quarters court off the shot clock before halftime of a game against the New Jersey Nets, but it didn't count.


Comments:

in 2k11 you can hit the shotclock and it counts. no wonder hes confused

at 0:33 he is like : " dude your lucky that i don´t have my guns any more ! "

wouldnt have mattered did u happen to notice the score ?

C'mon men pulled ur gun now, we y'all need a kind word and a gun

2k sports suck ASS

great height disparity at the end rofl

I Wanna Be a STAR!

Lyrics:
(Chorus - Maribelle Anes)
I wanna be a star
I want everyone to know
I wanna have the money and the fame and the clothes
I gotta go far
I gotta have shows
All I wanna do is be successful

'Cause I wanna be a star
I wanna be, I wanna be
I wanna be, I wanna be a star
I wanna be, I wanna be
I wanna be, I wanna be a star

(Verse 1 - J.Reyez)
Yeah and I'ma give it all I got now
I'm heading for the top now, embedded in the plot now
And I won't stop now, the same expedition
But now I'm more determined for the name and position
Of the top and I rise, that's my name's definition
The game is a mission for the same recognition that I been gettin'
And I gotta jump to the next step
Room for improvement, 'cause I ain't the best yet
I'm just a musician on the rise
My ambition for the prize, no limit to the sky
I'ma keep on trying 'til the day that I die
What I say in my rhymes, is love and it's honesty
Haters you can hate but you suckas ain't stoppin' me
Say what you say but you suckas don't bother meee
I just had to extend the line
We gonna rise and I'm talking about the friends of mine

(Verse 2 - Traphik)
Now you may say that I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one
I can say when I was 3 is when the prophecy begun
My daddy saw me dancing around the family for fun
Started snapping with the camera, the spotlight on his son
I caught a bug for the stage and the fame
Applause from the audience, they saying my name
I'm on a mission and they saying it's impossible
It's really like I'm pissing 'cause my flow is so unstoppable
They'd say I'd never make it 'cause I'm just a silly Asian
To me it ain't a dream, it's more like a destination
Eyes on the prize at the end of the line
I know that I'ma get there, it's a matter of time
Everytime I go out I want TMZ to follow me
Wanna hit the VIP where models poppin bottles be
I love my haters so I never let it bother me
'Cause now I'm making money, mom and daddy look you gotta see




SHE's ONLY 15, YOU PERVS!!! lol We shot this video while we were all out in Australia doin a couple shows. Shout outs to KevJumba who did some of the shooting! Enjoy!

thank you for all the comments! to those who love it, thank you. to those who hate it, im not mad either! its music! some of my favorite songs are hated by other people. its all personal preference. its all another day, and another dollar for me.

and i mean... we shot this video in australia.. flown out.. paid to perform... cuz of what we've BEEN doin! so.. im eatin good and chillin whether you tell me i suck or not! lol

God bless and cheers to the new year!




Comments:

Why can't rap artists talk about something more meaningful than getting 'to the top' or getting lots of money. Eminem for example raps about things close to his heart but this is just superficial shallow bullshit.


lol that's such a stupid comment. Eminem also has songs where he's rapping as Triumph the insult comic dog and is talking about humping the Olsen Twins. not EVERY song is going to be about things "close to your heart"


what a stupid question, but I don't want to answer it because they can't fit in this comment. Tim is very funny, but the rap thing just doesn't work for me.


that girl is finnnnnne