Thursday, December 22, 2011

Arden Cho - Hot Korean Actress - My 2 weeks in Bali Indonesia!



    i want? to see you surf. :)
    rarerudi 1 hour ago

    Congrats on your marriage, Arden! ? We're so happy for you!
    KMZnetwork 1 hour ago

    you should visit the sidu asti? orphanage there :) this company called Give Jewelry helps support them
    Tonailsprinkles 5 hours ago

    omg she? can surf too... life is not fair
    Saeyoonk 10 hours ago

    whoaa crazy! I'm an? Indonesian studying in Europe, and never cross my mind that your VLOG would one day cure my homesick!! am having a terrible one at the moment.. been following you up since your artichoke days by the way :p Love your VLOGs!!!
    que33nb33 10 hours ago

    we have those same? lizards in philippines!!!!
    mpolislipfish 10 hours ago

    your just so beautiful inside and out, would actually go? lez for you! :L
    MissOfficialNatalie 10 hours ago

    what? board u ride?
    alexandraadelin 14 hours ago

    its weird that u like? those reptiles Arden...I have found most girls hat ethem to the guts lol
    wam2533 16 hours ago

    you look so good? and relaxed!! so glad that you were able to visit such a beautiful place and rest and rejuvenate!
    xetomg 17 hours ago 8

    You're forever so sweet, arden! Haha i found it really cute when you? actually filmed the rain and the insects and stuff! :)
    felicia3felixz 17 hours ago

    it's so damn cold a.t.m.? in germany! -.-
    KhamulYT 17 hours ago

    OMG! YOU WERE IN BALI!? COME TO JAKARTA!!!!
    nutsynatsi 20 hours ago

    arden you so? are soooo prettyyyy
    allstars617 1 day ago

    next time you should come to? yogyakarta....it's a nice city.......... :D
    rezaLockheart 1 day ago

    i? love David... but don't marry him!
    freshkoolaid 1 day ago

    pretty? !

    afihaziq 1 day ago

    you look so? tan!! and pretty:)
    nicoleyay24 1 day ago
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    nicoleyay24 1 day ago

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    9236054 1 day ago

    somebody needs to get you a waterproof cam? so we can see the POV of surfboarding... hint hint David!
    SomniumDS 1 day ago

    WOW im from indonesia and Im glad? that you visited :)
    lcondrad1 1 day ago

    at 2:04 weird? lip movment... makes me get a woody

    TheAsianbudda 1 day ago

    You're going to? Korea? Gonna go hang out with peanut butter now...
    npr386 1 day ago

    0:01-5:23 hottest? part
    Spoonkiller15 1 day ago

    @hallbertify? DavidsoComedy
    MusicLovingDancer 1 day ago

    It looks? so pretty!
    machiipachii 1 day ago

    this looks like a video about the final days of tourist trip? gone bad.
    MerickKun 1 day ago

    Malaysia!!!?
    zimsen88 1 day ago

    orgasms?? 0:53
    Dragon27cool 1 day ago

    ur hot?
    JiMinJimmyKm 1 day ago
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    JonaVicis 1 day ago

    BEER? BINTANG!!!!!!!!!

    FdotLix 1 day ago

    vlog about david and arden?
    GFTW1 1 day ago

    Bali wah! ? lol, jk... :)
    coolasis 1 day ago

    You look so beautiful Arden :) glad? to hear that you enjoyed yourself there!
    lajenwuzhere 1 day ago

    GO? KOREA GO!!!
    livelifelovedx0 1 day ago

    why do people keep trying to put them together even if the video has nothing to do with? david? .__.
    BabiiKittay 1 day ago

    are you looking for future honeymoon options when you? and David get married?
    Yaomingish 1 day ago

    your? so pretty<3

    minnesotarox18 1 day ago

    so Arden, Hawaii or Bali??
    ArvLie123 1 day ago

    who is this? david that everyone is talking about?
    hallbertify 1 day ago 51

    @hallbertify? david so or davidsocomedy by his username
    inzhou 1 day ago

    @hallbertify? David So lol
    wcwy1228 1 day ago

    @hallbertify David So, he has a youtube channel, and he "likes" Arden. He's a comedian! Go check him out, his channel is? "DavidSoComedy" :)
    tanj19 10 hours ago 3

    you're such a pretty? model!
    idontknowkarate 1 day ago

    this sounds less like a vacation, more like surfing? boot camp...

    szheng94 1 day ago

    Wow. That place was super pretty!? It looks like you had a good time too!
    joymacL 1 day ago

    i laughed at day 3? of rain XD
    mistersuko 1 day ago

    So cool what a beautiful place?
    awrongsuffered 1 day ago

    How can you still look so gorgeous without makeup?!?
    missyyaneth 1 day ago

    Wish we could see? vids of u surfing...
    konelucas 1 day ago

    Thanks? for posting. Looks like lots of fun!
    mthwsnd01 1 day ago

    Gecko!! Ewwwwww

    ?
    AriesBell 1 day ago

    where did you buy that bikini in the? beginning?
    babsiez 1 day ago

    You sure look? cool :)
    chianghowe2 1 day ago

    =???!=

    I'm not Korean but I like one on Youtube!

    Can't wait to see you all designed up and? rocking it in Korea!

    David I challenge you to a duel for Arden! :)
    WL8965 1 day ago

    u should? visit Jakarta~!
    verzire 1 day ago

    come? to malaysia :DDD
    wendylim93 1 day ago

    wait, you said jakarta?

    don't go there.

    the traffic? sucks.. hahahaha.
    lambdaserver 1 day ago

    Bali! :D Wow I've been there so many times? ;)
    ardisapradhita 1 day ago

    this? is awesomeeee i totally wanna surf!!
    jpthegrappler 1 day ago

    So when? are you and Jeremy Lin getting married? ;)
    thisguuuuuuuy 1 day ago

    MUCH LOVE FROM SWEDEN?
    a55doggy 1 day ago

    she sounds like the? cup stacking girl, haahaha. what just me? :D
    argesty 1 day ago

    gorgeous... i wished im? there with you xD
    HaRtBrEaKiiiD 1 day ago

    Who wants to? see her surf?
    slamnxgirlxjulie 1 day ago 6

    For some reason just watching you makes me? smile =)

    xXZoOoOoMXx 1 day ago

    BALI IS MY? HOMETOWN :D
    HafsahHanna98 1 day ago 2

    hahaha "cicak"?
    nagriana 1 day ago 2

    Is it you without make up!!! your so beautiful :)

    ?
    Misslohee 1 day ago 3

    Visit FL, we have beautiful beaches? with no rocks.
    JonaVicis 1 day ago

    u'r so? damn cute
    TheRyuseiou 1 day ago

    wow that's bright for 5am. must be? so nice there.
    giangpurple 1 day ago

    i bet you're tanned :D and i thinki i've been to that? Ubung Cafe for junior high last school trip .
    crueltyvictim 1 day ago

    Come to Malaysia? :)
    edimran99 1 day ago

    So when are you and David? getting married? ;')
    Simon54ys 1 day ago 117

    @Simon54ys I hope never, cuz I want to marry her :]?
    a55doggy 1 day ago

    @Simon54ys No she's? mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­e
    SirRichieSan 1 day ago

    I'm going? to Bali in another 2 weeks :)
    edimran99 1 day ago

    ah, it's nice to know that you had fun in bali! :3

    i hope? you'll come back to indonesia again soon!

    ugh, i wish i could go to bali though...

    it's raining an awful lot now in jakarta... >_<
    shugiimonster 1 day ago

    so? much rain? come to Bogor THEN you'll know what hard rain is :p
    mrderpx3 1 day ago

    i feel happy watching? ur trip selca! I'm from indonesia and have to admit i've always wanted to go to padang2! Feel sorry for 3 days straight of rain tho.. :)

    Where did you stay? Seminyak?? Looks awesome!
    fransiscus89 1 day ago

    You're in Bali? drop by? Singapore!!!!
    seansee97 1 day ago 5

    YOU WERE? IN BALI? OMG! I live in Jakarta :D
    iRiNa2112 1 day ago

    lang? lui :P
    ForgivenMWZ 1 day ago

    haha its funny how you love to watch cicak (geckos) hunting for bugs, we Indonesian really afraid of? em :)
    MyTeenLifeLoLTV 1 day ago

    Wow looks great; What was the bali trip? Was it a tour package or learn to surf? Where do you get it? from? It looks interesting
    watericed777 1 day ago

    You look so? pretty with the flower in your hair! :D
    qlrqodrocks 1 day ago

    Saw a Bali? edition of House Hunters International, and now this! Want to go to Bali so bad now!
    Starresky 1 day ago
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    RushHourTraffic 1 day ago

    I live in Hawaii and I dont? surf... Teach me plz.
    aliiaimoku 2 days ago

    omg, so jealous of you right now: you not only got to go to Bali but also surfed there!! 2? things on my bucket list! haha, glad that you got this break though :) and the only place I've seen geckos are in that geico commercial but now I know they really exist! anyways, hope you're having fun in korea :)
    TheSNSDgee 2 days ago

    please? do come to Jakarta!<3
    naras29 2 days ago

    Padangpadang is the beach that was used for Eat Pray Love? filming!
    naras29 2 days ago

    Can? I date you?
    drlee588 2 days ago

    lol when you were walking you sounded like you? are dying
    Nightmare200X 2 days ago
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    ZzViolentzZ 2 days ago

    YOU'RE? SO FIT! IM SO JEALOUS! :( i wanna be as skinny as u are
    lilonotstitch 2 days ago

    GECKOS!!!!?
    rickyricky1231 2 days ago

    you can cut the tails off cecuks? and they will grow back, i used to do it with my dad when i was a kid in bandung
    foreverupsidedown 2 days ago

    you make me miss indonesia so much :'(?
    foreverupsidedown 2 days ago

    So damn pretty :)?
    HYO1k 2 days ago

    if you were in Bali? then most of the foreign surfers are from Australia
    myfunkychannel 2 days ago

    You? know what's more beautiful than Bali?? Youuuu! lol
    AznVamp24 2 days ago

    omga u sho? bootiful!
    youngchul90 2 days ago

    ABC is it super humid? in bali?
    filmcostar 2 days ago

    so surfing and eating? sounds? like a very successful trip. =)
    UFAKEFE13 2 days ago

    LOL! I'm? INDO! XPPPP
    123iLUVGLEE 2 days ago

    Did the geckos make a lot? of noise? when i went to Costa Rica it was like a loud Gecko choir during the night.
    LosBats 2 days ago

    I like how that dude? associated Asian guys as nice guys but it cant be a white guy. Equal opportunity mang.
    AwesomePotassiumK 2 days ago

    Jebus how do? you get up at 5am?
    jimmyjxia 2 days ago

    wow double rainbow?
    chenxiaozhu123456789 2 days ago

    hey i heard an? Australian accent in your group. FTW. yeehee
    MrDantingle 2 days ago

    Nice, I stayed at the? same hotel
    EliteHorde 2 days ago

    DavidsoComedy brought me here.? He's an Arden stalker ;)
    dawance88 2 days ago 2

    @ardenBcho muhahahahahahahhahaa, november 9th or was it 7th?, i think i was at bali, too shy to say hello to u, glad i dun c u :PP, go to? komodo island, ull like ut :))
    zertul5000 2 days ago

    awww.. it would have been a blast if someone recorded? your surfing :)
    sdlim8 2 days ago

    arden you should have shown us a full view of your bikini!?
    contagiousFX 2 days ago

    wow you came to Bali? Anyway I? never heard Indonesian people said that cicak is cute, haha.. but really happy to see you happy there. :DD Hope you really enjoy it and really come again next time! :D
    e12icaphoo 2 days ago

    arden you are drop? dead gorgeous!!
    sher913 2 days ago

    You should bring all? your KPop friends to Bali and teach them how to surf
    kankokukim 2 days ago

    lol arder you are the first person to say that gecko is cute.. i hate gecko =/ they just creep me out.. i think last time i went there was 6? or 7 years ago.. and yea, i would like to go there again later ..
    TaengooVer9 2 days ago

    wow youre? so beautiful.
    CloudandSephiroth3 2 days ago

    wow im from indonesia and i was born in jakarta, and i've never never ever been in bali, now im living in Hollywood Florida. lol u made me wanna go back.. anyways Jesus bless u? :D
    vickoktavian 2 days ago

    did I tell you, u r beautiful?

    if I didn't...? u r beautiful.
    rlacjfdn 2 days ago

    coool, good to see the beauty of bali! cant wait for your? korea videos
    rtruong 2 days ago

    do come to? Malaysia too! we have awesome beach too ><
    coolerthings 2 days ago

    Marry? me?
    BigbangTko 2 days ago

    thumbs up indonesiaaa!? :DDD
    JanuarLestari 2 days ago

    You should come to Jakarta!! The shopping malls are crazy big and awesome! And the? food is amazing!
    stephaniecee88 2 days ago

    you? are sure opened minded"
    esara6 2 days ago

    hot? hot hot hot hot hot hot hot ho- *heart attack* beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
    Gh0stblight 2 days ago

    haha? salt water <3 the best drink ever!
    TooivonenVictor 2 days ago

    you should become a model. so you can be like a modeling surfing singer? or something like that xD
    killermitten11 2 days ago

    Come to Singapore. There are shopping malls like everywhere and too many things here that? some locals don't even know they exist. We have our own language! :D But the customs here are very strict. And things are expensive here.
    nikoncamerauser94 2 days ago

    Your thumb mail looks like geovanna antoinette? XD
    AndyBodyHome 2 days ago

    Gecko's have very reliable? food source there!
    kkeeppeace 2 days ago

    singapore represent!? and <3
    kyssmet 2 days ago

    Oh Arden, you're so cute.? =)
    ErnieJay08 2 days ago

    You have good looking surfer hair!?
    xiingli 2 days ago 12

    HA!!? You know Malaysia! Greeting from Malaysia! :D
    D3vyltears 2 days ago

    theres actually not much to see in jakarta? besides of historical buildings, big ass malls, and some night life haha
    domeee11 2 days ago

    Im going to? hong kong next yr, u should come ;)
    tonykung20 2 days ago

    that? rain sounds relaxing..thank God for geckos
    drunkndrgn88 2 days ago
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    domeee11 2 days ago

    Surfing in Bali,? man you are lucky!
    gkdrummerboy 2 days ago

    whoa you went to Bali! When I went to Bali, i was? sick for the whole time i was there ;_; glad you enjoyed it though :)
    Bima369 2 days ago

    omg! you are so? brave getting that near to film that gecko O_O
    itsmek4nz 2 days ago

    YOU'RE? SOOOO TANNED!! :DD

    SINGAPORE'S RAIN IS MUCH HEAVIER!!
    drsmiley99 2 days ago

    You know after they eat all the buggies,they poop all over right??
    nicholaswzk 2 days ago

    cicak are so gross? though!! ;D
    sunnnaayy 2 days ago

    pala pala :D??
    talktome828 2 days ago

    Im glad that it seems you had a nice? time!! Please vlog lots in korea!! ^^
    EKJHK 2 days ago

    Arden you're? beautiful
    Andr3wPak 2 days ago

    Whoa! You're so pretty? without make up! :] You should totally leave it off. <3
    maikuemusic 2 days ago

    whoa? Malaysian ppl!
    edmondmusic500 2 days ago

    Why ain't david so wth you? :(
    jaetot328 2 days ago

    why are? you going to korea?
    MrSeaEl 2 days ago

    you are so beautiuful?
    One1egendary 2 days ago

    Hi Arden! I was wondering if you could tell me what brand your sunglasses are?? Thank you!
    kiwiblossom 2 days ago
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    Armageddonin2012 2 days ago

    @Armageddonin2012 who are you talking about? I was in Bali with a Korean friend? who's just not in the video?
    ardenBcho 2 days ago 36

    @ardenBcho LOL.....

    this is funny i wanted to point out...? hAHHAHAHAHA!!! arden is so cool!!! ~~~ arden YOU ARE SO COOL!! :D
    annNemily 2 days ago
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    Armageddonin2012 2 days ago

    @Armageddonin2012 White guys are abusive to women? Grow up? you racist pig! In every culture, you find some people who are abusive, and you find most are not!
    JonaVicis 1 day ago 2
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    Armageddonin2012 1 day ago
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    JonaVicis 1 day ago

    @JonaVicis Kill yourself would solve youtubes problems.?
    Armageddonin2012 1 day ago

    @Armageddonin2012 no matter how? obnoxious, ignorant or rude ppl get, never tell them " kill yourself " you have no idea how tragic that is.
    KRAZYNESS09 1 day ago

    @KRAZYNESS09 Kill? yourself then you will know.
    Armageddonin2012 1 day ago

    @Armageddonin2012 whats the matter? u afraid i might report you? is that why you blocked me from your channel? good! cuz ur not worth arguing with anymore..sorry arden, but i dont like the fact that? this armageddonin2012 is telling ppl to kill themselves. this person doesnt value life. i cant just let that slide.
    KRAZYNESS09 1 day ago

    @Armageddonin2012, You are continuing to show everyone want? a violent and angry little person you are.
    JonaVicis 22 hours ago

    @JonaVicis No killing yourself will give you all the? answers you'll need about me.
    Armageddonin2012 17 hours ago

    @Armageddonin2012 why are you so violent? ? Just because I sided with Arden against your attack?
    JonaVicis 17 hours ago

    @JonaVicis Killing? yourself would give you what you need in life.
    Armageddonin2012 1 hour ago

    @ardenBcho? lol dont bother even replying to that. @Armageddonin2012
    maximumSPEEDODESU 2 days ago

    @ardenBcho? Haters like that don't deserve a reply. He's happy that he got a response from you, so he'll continue.
    JonaVicis 1 day ago

    @Armageddonin2012

    way to go dumbass.. and she did not say anything about going out? with the caucasians you mentioned.
    sdlim8 2 days ago

    @Armageddonin2012 Dude,? making us Asians look bad... How embarrassing... just keep your mouth shut..
    Sengokuu7 2 days ago 29

    @Sengokuu7 you are a idiot and? obvious keep sucking on white mans cock.Faggot you are coward and always will be!
    Armageddonin2012 1 day ago

    @Armageddonin2012 white guys will thumb you? down hahahaha
    RespectFalseIcons 2 days ago

    @Armageddonin2012 lol...

    ?
    chillychill02 2 days ago

    @Armageddonin2012 you are a dumbass dickhead?
    123negrodamus 2 days ago

    @Armageddonin2012 stop being so insecure about everyone disliking asian people.....its your insecurity that makes people dislike you, but you just happen to be asian.? and you became insecure because your asian.
    thisguuuuuuuy 1 day ago

    @thisguuuuuuuy I really don't give two shits about what people? think. I don't give a shit what you have to say. Insecure really??? New generation of asians are wann be ghetto niggers and are fucking lazy.
    Armageddonin2012 1 day ago

    @Armageddonin2012 "guess nice guys finish last" what a? douchey thing to say
    thisguuuuuuuy 1 day ago

    @Armageddonin2012 pretending your a nice guy when you showed your true colors with with you said to everyone?
    thisguuuuuuuy 1 day ago

    @thisguuuuuuuy You are the one trolling hypocrite look who's the no so? nice guy. You're bullshit nice guy fucks it up for us true nice guys. Go do us a favor kill yourself son of a whore.
    Armageddonin2012 1 day ago

    @Armageddonin2012 never said i was a "nice guy"..........calling yourself a nice guy? and then telling someone else to kill theirself is truly hilarious..thats like a guy being nice to his girlfriend and being an asshole to a waiter and showing his true colors
    thisguuuuuuuy 1 day ago

    check Philippines!! we have boracay...clear light blue water, white fine sand and awesome resorts and places to hang? out with. tho they dont have large waves but still...
    ilabupooh 2 days ago

    wow it's? really bright at 5 am lol.
    s0obinxp 2 days ago

    the rain? sounded BEAUTIFUL tho.
    poonpam 2 days ago

    wow looks like so much fun... I need to save up for that somehow... forget the fact that I'm a poor college student who will be even more poor in the future xD

    positive thinking!! :D ?
    cathefeline 2 days ago

    you? look like the asian version of amanda righetti............

    HappySkyline 2 days ago

    hahah.. gotta watch out for those crazy monkeys that steal.. lol.. Bali really does look? awesome!
    AyeYoRayo 2 days ago 5

    @AyeYoRayo but they're sooo cute!! I want to? bring one back~ hehe...
    ardenBcho 2 days ago 11

    @ardenBcho could i get? one of those monkeys haha, jk but damn that be awesome pull a homer and have the monkey steal me donuts lmao
    Uchralchonos18 2 days ago

    are? you traveling alone?
    ricebuni 2 days ago

    i love you i? love i love you you so cute cute cute cute cute <333333333333333333
    pabloMTv 2 days ago

    you are so hot!! <3 i'm in love with you xD?
    emokoreankid 2 days ago

    Someone else needs to be recording? u
    animedeathnote9111 2 days ago

    I would love to have seen a crazy monkey trying to? steal something!
    RogueCityProductions 2 days ago

    Lmao the geico's eating the bug? scenes were dope!
    ideCkz 2 days ago

    Damn I wish I? was there
    svn24 2 days ago

    Nice...you? are awesome!
    Lightboxes 2 days ago

    I want to go to? Bali!!!! You are so lucky that you got to go and surf!!!!
    RelenaChung15 2 days ago

    why is the top comment? about cleavage and not the fact that she's SURFING in BALI!?!?!?

    ... Uber jealous of you Arden :)
    JKimproductions910 2 days ago 50

    when? did you learn to surf?
    RiceMonkey0ll 2 days ago 5

    @RiceMonkey0ll I tried surfing a couple times in Hawaii... but I officially learned during this trip in Bali at the camp!?
    ardenBcho 2 days ago 6

    Bali is so? pretty . I've been there before .
    TheDYProduction 2 days ago

    David ur So lucky! :)? see what i did there?
    ezgnim 2 days ago

    any irish people? there
    MyPaulbond 2 days ago

    SINGAPORE!!!?
    BatistaR0X 2 days ago

    DOOOD I WENT TO BALI? INDONESIA TOO
    TooManyPBJs 2 days ago

    I Food look SOOOOO

    GOOD? O_O
    kirukim1 2 days ago

    Happy for your Arden =D Safe trip to? wherever you're going next !
    grintibiter 2 days ago

    brb 99% of the? comments are "you're so pretty!"

    a shallow world we live in

    semisrs
    lifeDotGov 2 days ago
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    JonZhangYT 2 days ago 31

    @JonZhangYT what? cleavage?
    Avengedstar1 2 days ago

    YEAYYY COME TO JAKARTA! I'll tour you around! ?
    rischaChristine 2 days ago

    Did you try beer? bintang? it's really popular there in Bali.
    MrDisix 2 days ago

    Surfing? to add to your plethora of skills/ talents. Your an amazing lady.
    ChrysalisTC 2 days ago

    you look like you? had so much fun traveling! ^_^ Maybe when im done with my studies I can travel the worldddd XD
    Risespunk 2 days ago 46

    i dont like asian girls. but i? like arden
    randeDANDE 2 days ago

    I can't really tell which? is prettier... Bali or Arden... Great video as always and looking good as always! (:
    naruto4400 2 days ago

    why? are you so freaking pretty!!
    SuperBballer95 2 days ago

    <3?
    MeAndMyWorldOfLove 2 days ago

    WOOT! Bikini? lol!
    sjk89 2 days ago

    even without? makeup

    you look so pretty! :)
    blademaster925 2 days ago 16

    @blademaster925 aw, thank you~~~ I almost didn't post this vlog because I felt like I looked so? :P blahhh/gross without any makeup on in the shots! haha
    ardenBcho 2 days ago 4

    @ardenBcho That would've been a real shame if u? didn't! :( Silly Arden! You know u look purdy & cute without makeup! Even after a long day, no sleep, and up till 4am! I know! vchat. hehe P.S. Miss you! (~_^)v
    NinjaDavy440 2 days ago

    omgawd ... your so pretty? =D
    uranoobyy 2 days ago

    This video made me miss? the warm sun     RetardedJojo 2 days ago

    i wish i was in bali to secretly and somehow bump into you pretending not to? know you and yeah.......
    AstroAnth 2 days ago

    thank you for showing us your journey... just by watching your vlogs i can tell you're having an awesome time!!!

    you are amazing? :)
    MrGKingFrog 2 days ago

    I wanna be in Bali.... i miss the sun     RetardedJojo 2 days ago

    you look pretty (:?
    51blue1 2 days ago

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong-il

Comments: GUYS THERE NOT REALLY CRYING SHUT THE FUCK UP! IF THEY DONT CRY THEY DIE! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS. gerudgutierrez 1 sec ago im now at 2:18 and i noow believe this is horrable camk121 8 seconds ago he is just testing his subjects. not dead. lhasa04lhasa 11 seconds ago are you fucking kidding me?  bufcio88 12 seconds ago Bitches be crazy godwillthisnamework 12 seconds ago Tears of joy perhaps?  LazyPeanut01 13 seconds ago flash mob? foiafrey 14 seconds ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 14 seconds ago Jesus Christ died for your sins.(crickets) web30mill 18 seconds ago Face and Gay! Did he die? Elskandaria 22 seconds ago prno u šišu....ma ko ga jebe ee ehehe  ehehe! TheVihor68 23 seconds ago @xiruahu actually the tears are probably genuine. They are THAT brainwashed! truendymion 27 seconds ago Who is this Kim Jong- il of which u speak anyway? ryancaldwell813 28 seconds ago Haha i find it funny how people talk crap about americas involvment in countires. the u.s is the only country with the balls to actually try to help countries. 964health 29 seconds ago I always wondered how a huge group of people would sound if they all cried at once. Scary 0.o ANBU181 30 seconds ago The guys in tanks with guns threatening 'em are behind the camera man Daantjuhh312 34 seconds ago I saw this video and the date and thought were the hell was i when this news came out...then realised that his death was today >_> chuketrobl 34 seconds ago finally the little bastard is dead!!!! slipmuffin 37 seconds ago This has been flagged as spam show MrIcemask11 39 seconds ago Tears of joy Fogyreef 39 seconds ago he really had them wrapped around his dick. damn Xephrocrsith 39 seconds ago the guy on 1.02 must be awarded Oscar.... CeaNuSS 41 seconds ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 41 seconds ago lololololololol ^_^ bristolart103 41 seconds ago This has been flagged as spam show JJanPongT 46 seconds ago kim jong is no longer il. he is dead sickwickert 46 seconds ago lmfao, this is faaacking hilarious!!! ryno13373 47 seconds ago What the fuck. tinyash11 48 seconds ago I feel sorry for them. wizzlekidd 48 seconds ago he had 1 to many coors lights funnykompany 49 seconds ago Comment removed 94gjon 49 seconds ago ojjjj szkuje się mase przeróbek z tym lamentem:D tomekwojt 49 seconds ago I don't understand why they cry over his death, good riddance. Damn commie minds, god bless South Korea. Liberteen1990 50 seconds ago What a bunch of brainwashed monkeys. SoundsOfAndromeda 51 seconds ago Im sure many are crying out of fear MBacon101 53 seconds ago Hahaha die fat fuck. scrumsie 55 seconds ago I'm scared and confused . . .  WolfSharkk 56 seconds ago Face and gay. xD medusakill20 57 seconds ago Rest In Peace Comrade Kim Jong-Il 2. From SFR Jugoslavija. AcoYUG 57 seconds ago :D kim died, no food for a year! (real reason they cry) TheMaras53 1 minute ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 1 minute ago it seems like they enjoyed being communism patelame 1 minute ago Comment removed TheJackson4eva 1 minute ago This has been flagged as spam show TheJackson4eva 35 seconds ago Dang... their all brainwashed... hotzcubiek 1 minute ago horrible acting. boschenn 1 minute ago tards dingle1919 1 minute ago :_( b0rg1r 1 minute ago it sounds like zombies in dead island... droi8d 1 minute ago they were told 0bamacare would be set up in North Korea that's why they cry! Hahahahaha runsaber1 1 minute ago :O makuay 1 minute ago After King Il Sun death in 1994, history repeats itself. And we are just staying here and watching. Why are we such a cowards? Oh, right...nuclear weapons. RyoNeko48 1 minute ago They sound like a bunch of wailing zombies. TheDMTUS 1 minute ago Not to be an ass but, are they being forced to cry?! Mthomas0517 1 minute ago >inb4 fake comments maybe they're tears of joy? or fear. LOL Demonocityy 1 minute ago This has been flagged as spam show AdminMichal 1 minute ago People hate DPRK because they're brainwashed by the International Capitalist Elite who control all banking, media, and commerce. Want to see a starving nation? Look at USA! 50 million are living under the poverty line, at least 20% are unemployed, over 50 million without health insurance, and millions have been kicked out of their homes. Meanwhile Americans are brainwashed by TV and iphone so they don't pay attention to Capitalist pigs stealing all their money and raping USA. RuneFactoryGuy 1 minute ago I've seen better acting on Glee clickx3 1 minute ago 6 To me this seems staged EmilyMI48854 1 minute ago 4 their trying to sing... ppssshhh its funny  :o camk121 1 minute ago This has been flagged as spam show MrKilleryank 1 minute ago I used to be Korean like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee o0IJonnyI0o 2 minutes ago THIS IS SOOOO FUNNYY LOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS TOO MUCH AHAHAAAAAAA ............LOL bristolart103 2 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 2 minutes ago People cry over the guy who gave them NOTHING but pain, and mind control. Wow. JohnnyThunderManager 2 minutes ago 3 Oh get a grip! It looks like there battleing to out do each other. stewruff 2 minutes ago Koreans react to a showing of The Big Bang Theory. TheGrnApple 2 minutes ago sounds like a zombie attack lmao 420Supermofos 2 minutes ago 2 This weed is the shit. FreezerFTW88 2 minutes ago 2 simulation MrIcemask11 2 minutes ago I thought koreans were really really smart???? Riddlerx333x 2 minutes ago @Riddlerx333x There are 2 Koreas, north (this craziness), and south. Peachouille 54 seconds ago there crying "its coold.... and im hungryyy.... please.... let me home...." DoktorNippler 2 minutes ago It's all sick... gasiorify 2 minutes ago either this are tears of joy or we cant see the soldiers aiming into the crowd............ SuperKlatschkopf 2 minutes ago Government required weeping period...do it or they kill you. snowma9eddon 2 minutes ago this is so funny turkeyjazz 2 minutes ago They are brainwashed beyond belief, since they have ruled North Korea for a long time, which means the people here were grown up in containment and under the strong hand of propaganda. Just goes to show how easy it is to manipulate people. Davisrullzs 2 minutes ago USA! Don´t attack North Korea today! This people are sick! Send a Obama´s Christmas message and call George Lucas to make a film of Kim Jong, i prefer one with korean chicks running naked with Hillary C! jujuju KRAKENONREEF 2 minutes ago Some where in that crowd of mourners :22 is Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barak Obama, the430movie 2 minutes ago not fazed by this passing...they are loyal though it seems...oh yea and im tired of seeing americans dogging thier own country saying i wish i was from ..... wherever..if u feel that strong about it move somewhere else and if the day comes where shit hits the fan dont claim usa ...dumbass taken4422 2 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 2 minutes ago Their god is dead KnowjesusKnowlove 2 minutes ago You will go cry fake tears for one hour or no handful of breadcrumbs for you today! willieofroanoke 2 minutes ago man his son take over and video war games will be come reality roseforvendetta 2 minutes ago shit its like homefront cowdude43 2 minutes ago LOL at the starcraft server thing. i laughed for like 10 mins ashura09 2 minutes ago *While Starcraft servers are down in Korea* naugarinn3453 2 minutes ago 18 @naugarinn3453 HAHAHAHAHA caelixx 1 minute ago well it is better than the acting in twilight 2007pepsilover 2 minutes ago Best enjoyed at double speed. Try it! jnuggz4lyfe 2 minutes ago 1:46 PedoBear Approves NLnaLovesU86 2 minutes ago @sephiroth900000 Oh I don't know, do you remember seeing or have you seen historical film of the wailing & gnashing of teeth when JFK was shot. Difference was, those tears were genuine -- in my opinion. bobbytookalook 2 minutes ago 0:14 that guy in front looks at the camera before starts "crying" Iltahopea 2 minutes ago If they dont show incredible saddness they will probably be arrested for treason :\ blacklabel3980 2 minutes ago "Leave Britney alone!!" MrPudding234 2 minutes ago have you seen my triceratops? it's fantastic! segaszivos 2 minutes ago the poor brainwashed motherfuckers sad really WoWN0oB 2 minutes ago Esta gente es idota Tarragacna1993 2 minutes ago @TheMightyMills Why do you believe in everything your TV says? Why would you live in America? Country that's waging war on every continent. Bringing death to every small and defenseless country. PoodoSRB 2 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show ruixish 2 minutes ago apparently if they don't cry, or at least act like they're crying, they will be executed 1GovernmentHooker 2 minutes ago This is so ridiculous uliqed 3 minutes ago this is the stupidest thing i saw this year idontloveducks 3 minutes ago hahahahahahahahah lolololololololol... bluecrew8 3 minutes ago These people arent brainwashed.There protend crying so they dont die. gerudgutierrez 3 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 3 minutes ago YES CRY YOU FOOLS SOUTH KOREA ATTACK! spideyfreak9 3 minutes ago So i wonder what would happened if they stopped crying, they would most likley be made to work in those camps they have. 964health 3 minutes ago I killed him... MrJakobvifill 3 minutes ago Why does this have so many thumbs down? almostnearlyevil 3 minutes ago Fuck Him MetallicFan17 3 minutes ago даа печально.  Glyuka1 3 minutes ago omfg they should be glad he is dead, so i believe a stfu is appropriate xXxBraaxXx 3 minutes ago @xXxBraaxXx Why should they be happy? If it wasn't for him, North Korea would be an American colony like Libya/Iraq/Afghanistan by now. joshuaissac 1 minute ago propaganda.  JoshJamesGallacher 3 minutes ago Follow your leader! Drop dead! It's better for the whole world. webrebellion 3 minutes ago @webrebellion Idiot. Davisrullzs 1 minute ago Weeping flash mob? atjston 3 minutes ago 5 This has been flagged as spam show MrCzarnewozy 3 minutes ago hhahahahahahqhahahahahhaahahah­ahahahahaahhahahahaahahhahahah­hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahgahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­bahahahahah sickwickert 3 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show MrCzarnewozy 3 minutes ago It's ironic that this country, it's illegal to pray. Zylo587 3 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show NiggersareUnevolved 3 minutes ago Kim Jong Il is now Kim Jong Ded derfmanet 3 minutes ago 2 I like how some of them aren't crying but then they realize the camera and start crying louder Jro4123 3 minutes ago can sum one see dat guy in 2nd row is smiling ! ? saveushiral 3 minutes ago تراهم مهنا بعد عن السوريين laamoa 3 minutes ago @84chonch How old are you? I think you need to calm down, and idk.. get a soul. TankYESSIIR 3 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show lizard7293 3 minutes ago They're crying because they know Kim Jong-un will be worse. TheVoldevie 3 minutes ago 16 @ozontabakasi Haha Kayes21 3 minutes ago @Kayes21 jerkk hskhskhskx3 3 minutes ago It's just good riddance, I don't understand why Northerns cry over his death. Damn commies, god bless the South Korea. Liberteen1990 3 minutes ago poor north korean people this is not funny what if Obama died it would be SOO sad unless you wanted the other presidents. so i wouldn't really say this is funny to all the people that are stupid enough not to see the sadness in this. hskhskhskx3 3 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 3 minutes ago 2 Can they just nuke the god damn country MattyCentral 3 minutes ago 2 Kim Chen Ir is like a Kadafi. One more terrorist is dead. It is good for our planet. HaykArm 3 minutes ago Good riddance. The cry babies will get over it. TheGroggler 3 minutes ago If they don't cry they will probably be shot. slipmuffin 3 minutes ago do I like this or dislike it? not sure if I should laugh hysterically or feel pity for how stupid those people are. DeEJaYEJProductions 3 minutes ago @DeEJaYEJProductions Feel pity for people posting stupid comments on this video that they're just as vulnerable to being such an embarrassment. TtwoRsCII 47 seconds ago hahahahaha Internauta99 4 minutes ago There needs to be a uprising in north Korea 964health 4 minutes ago I was given a fake lotto ticket for 20,000$ yesterday. This is how I felt. SickAsItGets 4 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show ruixish 4 minutes ago public mourning is normal in some cultures. Have some respect. Its disrespectful people like you who force bad stereotypes of the western world. mothyberry 4 minutes ago 3 List of over-used jokes : "Fake and gay!!!" "They found out that Justin Bieber's CD's are selling in/going to go to North Korea" "I used to cry but then I took an arrow to the knee" "Rook at the pow rittle Koreans" "Must be a lot of buggers there o.O" mejustmeamy 4 minutes ago The loudest crying person is getting an iPhone 3! CBSHooligan 4 minutes ago 23 @CBSHooligan 0:59 got the iPhone elichy 1 minute ago i bet when they came in there was a sign that said "cry when u come in" XxPockyzxX 4 minutes ago " When I die... you will all be sad.... and cry hysterically... *exhales* " - Kim Jong Il's last words to his people. TheLivirus 4 minutes ago w głowach coś się pojebało. jjjj3867 4 minutes ago Tears of joy? 5hahv1r1 4 minutes ago 13 Cry or Die  VEGAx559 4 minutes ago yeah Cry or Die , this is the problem of asia ozontabakasi 4 minutes ago $1 per teardrop  TheSofyann 4 minutes ago Another guiness record is broken....next one please gtzoumer74 4 minutes ago man up pussies SgtMullet 4 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show MrCzarnewozy 4 minutes ago Meanwhile in North Korea..... dazmachine1 4 minutes ago 18 Am I a bad person because this made me start laughing? ThePendulumMusic 4 minutes ago They are obviously brainwashed. Cry or die. chilliam00 4 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 4 minutes ago i think they are faking it cause they know they will get shot if they dont cry fenniless 4 minutes ago really good actors JuniorUberMasta 4 minutes ago 2 They all took an arrow to the knee MASEK360 4 minutes ago Who lines up in formation to mourn? SavageShootsSweet 4 minutes ago @SavageShootsSweet People who know how the Holocaust went down. GormanRacingZ28 3 minutes ago Looks like the biggest crying contest I've seen. speedphlux 4 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 4 minutes ago To you KJI sympathizers, 1. Why do you mock the freedom of speech and expression of those who spew their disgust? Even though their comments are disrespectful and insensitive, this is a given right of the US as well as many westernized countries. 2. Those you see crying in the video may not be grieving, but putting on an act because they don't want to wake up with a bullet in the head. Wake up! We have borders in this country (US) to keep people out, NOT in! petgoatwendy 4 minutes ago HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kmcg06 4 minutes ago criers gonna cry derfmanet 4 minutes ago idfc this shit is funny as fuck MASEK360 4 minutes ago Fake... darkubarku 4 minutes ago Kim Jong Il now Kim Jong Dead. dimbulb23 4 minutes ago where are the tears guys?))) MrZlitto 4 minutes ago Just like a volnerable girl its time to attack!! Jweaves32 4 minutes ago crying for money stupid apes  bloedspaten 4 minutes ago i'd like to see the family guy version of this (troll face) lizard7293 4 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 4 minutes ago Starcraft 2 patch day in Korea is the most rough day for the country anonymousturtles 4 minutes ago @Nikola9922 Goku and Naruto are both Japanese.. idiot. TankYESSIIR 4 minutes ago ...I kinda pity them. Think not crying would be more than frowned upon... xxDrunk 4 minutes ago It's actually sad to see how sincerely they love King Jong Il. tastykimchiOFDOOM 4 minutes ago @tastykimchiOFDOOM dude, don't u get it? it's all prapaganda...it's fake! lol that's y people are laughing thier heads off Hashuism 3 minutes ago Katie the singer is the hottest girl on Youtube. FreezerFTW88 4 minutes ago lolz sickwickert 5 minutes ago 2 Ohhhhh shiiitttt Chevrolet just bought KIA, FUUUUCCKKKKK!!!!!! GormanRacingZ28 5 minutes ago Sorry! They are all bad actors. After I while looking at this videos I had to laugh out loudly. So that's what it looks like living in a fascistic country. webrebellion 5 minutes ago I don't think I could cry about someones death who I didn't know personally. I wouldn't cry if Obama died. Very loyal citizens. tayloreve 5 minutes ago This is staged. No way that many people are genuinely crying. atatassault 5 minutes ago People hate DPRK because they're brainwashed by the International Capitalist Elite who control all banking, media, and commerce. Want to see a starving nation? Look at USA! 50 million are living under the poverty line, at least 20% are unemployed, over 50 million without health insurance, and millions have been kicked out of their homes. Meanwhile Americans are brainwashed by TV and iphone so they don't pay attention to Capitalist pigs stealing all their money and raping USA. RuneFactoryGuy 5 minutes ago Somebody call the Wambulance T_T PunchingMegaTree 5 minutes ago This is not how free Individuals behave Patriot1848 5 minutes ago wtf 30 new comments in 2 secs derfmanet 5 minutes ago Holiwod can find a lot of actress in this place ArsimRexha 5 minutes ago THESE PEOPLE JUST FOUND OUT THE MCRIBB WILL NOT BE COMING TO NORTH KOREA dragonfly5446 5 minutes ago these people are fucked! kendrathewild 5 minutes ago Those of you who dont know SHIT about Communism can shut the fuck up , and get the fuck out from this video to Justin Bieber's and listen his shit. benji930317 5 minutes ago @benji930317 Keep on rockin in the free world bitch!!!!!!! slipmuffin 2 minutes ago @benji930317 Clearly YOU don't know jack about communism. These people are the ones who are fed. Presumably every lost soul on these clips is a government dependent. They don't show you the ones who are not. They would shock you. Well, maybe not you, but they would shock a human being. JeffTele 2 minutes ago zielig hoor sta je dan daar huile om een man de veel bloed aan zijn hande heeft weten zij ook wel man de grote baas nu zie nu Een maal graag huile de menssen op straat staat cool!! boerin007 5 minutes ago Idiots wake up xhansxxx 5 minutes ago @RuneFactoryGuy You realize a lot of people commenting on this aren't Americans? Who's the stupid one again? There's more than just America that dislikes Kim Jong- Il...ugh, narrow-minded ignorance at it's best. I'm just hoping you're trolling at this point, otherwise... Kryodragyn 5 minutes ago speechless :') shiningstarrrrrr 5 minutes ago :( barbequedchicken 5 minutes ago WTF? acidbugs 5 minutes ago Of course the're crying, they he taught them that he was a demi-god and didn't even have to use the bathroom because he's perfect. He told them the rest of the world is hell and that where they live is paradise. It makes me sick watching it. TEHROFLKINFE 5 minutes ago cant tell how much these misguided people had been brainwashed and by their own so called world wide fashion icon and the inventor of hamburger kim-jong-il.. jonap1st 5 minutes ago Am i the only one laughing here...?? tomski1995 5 minutes ago 2 OH GREAT LEADER! GONE TO SOON! ajaOne 5 minutes ago I'm really not sure if I should LIKE or DISLIKE lol monkeybanker82 5 minutes ago wtf 30 new comments in 2 secs derfmanet 5 minutes ago very good actors , congratulations for director of this comedy JuniorUberMasta 5 minutes ago Boy, they REALLY didn't like that holiday Coke Can! JoeinWashDC 5 minutes ago this shit is pathetic..i didnt see a single tear or drop of snot down anybodys face.. 40guap 5 minutes ago Comment removed JJanPongT 5 minutes ago Hahahahahaaaaaaaa how funny is that??? What can you do more embarassing than this??? Biggest shit ever... Don't forget: From 1996 to 1999 about 1.000.000 million people starved to death due to his policies. This was a man full of grieve and hatred. SteffenChief 5 minutes ago @SteffenChief because people were brainwashed to believe he was the one and only hero. Everyone knows North Koreans suffered because of Kim's policy. That being said, what's so funny? People being brainwashed happens everywhere in the world.. Hope you don't think America is an exception. TtwoRsCII 3 minutes ago fuck king jong il.... cortez2578 5 minutes ago youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy­4 lolzillafirefox 5 minutes ago hhhhahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh­hahahahhhahahahahahahaahahaha wahhhhh wahhh wwwwaaaaaahahhhh wwwhaha a hw wwwwhaaaaaahhwwaaaah aaaaahhh boooooohhoooooo boooooooo hoooooooooooooooo all i here........ shut the fuck up you dum koreans, crying isnt gonna make anything better. sickwickert 5 minutes ago ugly criers never get their way chacha22111 5 minutes ago @chacha22111 "ugly criers never get their way" ha! funny you say that! most south koreans would like them minus the western makeup and jaw/eyelid plastic surgeries. VVakaFlockaFlame 4 minutes ago I can't believe so many people can be so completely brainwashed. rrvtjd 5 minutes ago Can't be true... These poor brainwashed people... JahRastarasmus 6 minutes ago i'd like to see the family guy version of this (troll face) lizard7293 6 minutes ago Szegenyek micsoda agymosason mentek at,ezelott kb.5-eve egymast ettek az emberek(a szo -szoros ertelembe),most micsoda al konnyekkel kuszkodnek.Azt hiszem,hogy a katonasag kenyszeritette oket,hogy terdre borulva sirassak a diktatort.Vajon meg hany ilyen fereg el meg a nagyvilagba,?ok dozsolnek es a pornep nyomorog.Az ilyeneknek meg a leszarmazottjait is irtani. bandolero366 6 minutes ago hahahah what pussies LeninsBoyToy44 6 minutes ago It bugs me that people suggest their reaction isn't real. Yes he was a horrible man, but they didn't know that. To them he was a hero. I saw a documentary about N. Korea and a girl got a TV as a present from Kim Jung Il because she did well in a competition. She said she wants to grow up to be a hero like him. These people have been mislead and their lives aren't great and it was KJI's fault. Their tears don't absolutely have to be false. It's possible that these people are really sad right now. TamashiiHiroka 6 minutes ago 2 @TamashiiHiroka Are you fucking stupid? If they dont cry they die,or get tortured.They dont like this scumbag.Get your head out of your ass please. gerudgutierrez 4 minutes ago @gerudgutierrez it'd be an asshat thing to do to make such straight forward speculations. these korean's feelings are real. of course, korean methods of brainwashing are to blame VVakaFlockaFlame 14 seconds ago guy at 2:31 ... LOOOOOL Chrisbrown63 6 minutes ago I also thought would america act the same if that sinerio took place? 1gontrela 6 minutes ago Hilarious brandondification 6 minutes ago WHOOHOO HOP ON THE COMMENT TIDAL WAVE WHAT A RIDE. ALL HAIL GREAT LEADER TheGrnApple 6 minutes ago Im british and i say bye bye chappy! hahahahahahahahaha ;-} Playstation3Boy1107 6 minutes ago Poor north koreans... talebano7 6 minutes ago All those North Koreans will be great actors one day just a little bit more weeping and they just may go to broadway:D historyfathead 6 minutes ago 2 guess what? Kim Jong Il isnt in heaven.... TheComputerH 6 minutes ago The irony of this video is that the people in it can't watch it. North Korea doesn't have youtube. AlexVerosky 6 minutes ago 16 @AlexVerosky but they have cell phone remember roseforvendetta 1 minute ago This is only the people in Pyeongyang. All the other cities and towns in North Korea are probably happy as fuck. The only thing Kim Jong Il cared about was nukes and Pyeongyang. AnthonyHongy 6 minutes ago worst acting i've ever seen.... lamtartarus 6 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show FarhanC99 6 minutes ago What, Eric Clapton isn't really going to North Korea?! aurzada 6 minutes ago true emo guys WeLoveLeda 6 minutes ago *While Starcraft servers are down in Korea* naugarinn3453 6 minutes ago 18 They all look 'so ronery and sadry arone' ... well, maybe not 'rearry' :) guilabaya 6 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show Americunt4gay 6 minutes ago This is what we call mass-suggestion. Fucking sick. fortells 6 minutes ago all that crying and no tears...staged just like the entire country is one big act. jslt41 6 minutes ago Prepare for years of turmoil and unrest... scoopzilla 6 minutes ago Europe - U.S tards! ppl crying here knows what will happen now....ur's fuckers are knocking on their doorsteps....its time to fuck up the one of the last country where ur dickhead leaders didnt have a chanse 2 Kosimin 6 minutes ago Crocodile alert! JeffTele 6 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show ruixish 6 minutes ago Comment removed td1993 6 minutes ago Hát ez brutkó! ejivandor 6 minutes ago meanwhile in North Korea... dazmachine1 6 minutes ago 2 such a haunting sound CelestialSticker 6 minutes ago einfach nur dumm die leute da ! SELMCITYBVB 6 minutes ago so many asians.. asianfoskco 6 minutes ago They Were Paid :D They played this ! :D MrErik1804 6 minutes ago sounds like zombies bluemarsman 6 minutes ago their tears are dry. ihavemonkeysinmybutt 6 minutes ago @ihavemonkeysinmybutt tear? wait i thought they were laughing their heads off :P Hashuism 5 minutes ago guys this is what will happen now that he died WATCH THIS IT WILL PROVE THIS WILL ALL HAPPEN. /watch?v=OsnqHkg0X8E mrDarkmage459 6 minutes ago HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA  MrZouky89 6 minutes ago Well....this is awkward. baranflake 6 minutes ago 2 why dont these pple run break the cycle of communisim.... do what is right in your heart roseforvendetta 7 minutes ago Just curious, how many people are faking it, but in that type of a government everyone would be forced to cry. and i just felt very uncomfortable watching this video. 1gontrela 7 minutes ago Comment removed dazmachine1 7 minutes ago I guess the sound of zombies are pretty much the same like the sound of this weeping idiots comebacktobase 7 minutes ago Comment removed NiggersareUnevolved 7 minutes ago @NiggersareUnevolved But you're not in charge because you're a racist idiot.  Why don't you get out of your basement and try saying this to a non-white? Oh wait, you wouldn't, because you're too scared and have to hide behind a computer screen. Skicards 5 minutes ago @ShepAussie I agree, these People Hate America for Good Reason see film Code Name ArtiChoke, we used Bio Logical Weapons on them We said Nothing Now as Bad or Worse is being done to us & our Children see wwwFLUORIDEALERTorg MSG is AntiFreeze in our Food, see youtube dr Blaylock Excitotoxins and DRCARLYcom, & Harvard Scientist Phillis Mullenix They bring in DRUgS CIA Tatum Chronicles, Oliver North Iran Contra, 825 Fema Camps waiting for us see film CAMP FEMA deadadelta 7 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show Americunt4gay 7 minutes ago same*  MrSuperpiff4 7 minutes ago There There folks dont cry its only Westlife splitting up keith7836 7 minutes ago rorororororororor  aoidwr08091823 7 minutes ago thumbs up if you think theie eyes are funny AudioGetsLoud 7 minutes ago Reminds me of Jesus Camp.. Ahh, the power of brainwashing! TheChristChris 7 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show 84chonch 7 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 7 minutes ago I'm married to a Korean. Do not attempt to understand them. You NEVER will. knucklehead76 7 minutes ago the star trek convention was held at the ame time 1:04 MrSuperpiff4 7 minutes ago they have been fucking brainwashed aoidwr08091823 7 minutes ago Cant wait to see a shop of that cop pepper spraying them AnonaThetan 7 minutes ago Thats why i dont like that country... not because of their dictator and their military, these are reasons to hate the government, but because these people got brainwashed and never did anything against it... Or they are just awesome actors. DerBuuhmann 7 minutes ago lol sooo fake...it actually amazing! teaching history and teachers have to show ww2 prapaganda...not anymore it's 21th centry propaganda....failed propaganda is still propaganda Hashuism 7 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show samblotte 7 minutes ago this shit sounds creepy as hell if you're not watching and have the audio on RoninGunV 7 minutes ago I loled ummmwhatnow 7 minutes ago NAH the Starcraft servers are probably down ssjrares 7 minutes ago Im surprised it's in color. njoobie 7 minutes ago @njoobie I'm surprised there wasn't just a drawing :) SavageShootsSweet 6 minutes ago OK... dramatic much? vartanik47 7 minutes ago Okay, now CRY. Or we shoot you! SavageShootsSweet 7 minutes ago @SavageShootsSweet Pretty much this. TheEclipse9990 7 minutes ago This is actually a video of South Koreans laughing hysterically. crazyyella 7 minutes ago 16 @Tristanvash38 lmao! Cry harder or die! Bigtymme 7 minutes ago Hahaha laughing my ass off while you sad fucks are crying matthewb1995 7 minutes ago This is my ringtone. archaist 7 minutes ago @JoeinWashDC You obviously don't understand their culture at all. They just didn't have regular TV programs (They were actually allowed to watch two or three channels at certain times.. not saying that there was variety). I highly recommend you find the episode by Vice Guide to Travel on North Korea. These guys go to the most restricted places in the world. jlawdjo 7 minutes ago oooh, free egg rolls for all! abcrable 7 minutes ago Pathetic. worktosser 7 minutes ago HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! V8Deuce 7 minutes ago so the communism will disappear MrShuer11 7 minutes ago North Korean state media, must be legit. Skicards 7 minutes ago 2 Sum ting wong... Fa kin su pah riverperez 7 minutes ago This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on the internet.. and that's saying a lot DirtyAtreyu 7 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show Ningwu1 7 minutes ago 1:02 says it all TheDriftkid95 7 minutes ago What is this? Robots can't cry... thecityalive 7 minutes ago Crying... Level: Asian 091647100 8 minutes ago Comment removed samblotte 8 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show 84chonch 8 minutes ago yo. What's wrong with those guys? The leader is dead. They should come togheter drink something and celebrate their freedom. TheBerg366 8 minutes ago they crying because they heard 0bamacare will be setup in their country soon. *LOL* runsaber1 8 minutes ago What the hell hahahahahah JRCUDER 8 minutes ago i wonder if he's actually dead or he's a cockroach and just left his human body to go into a tiny spaceship and fly off into space... Symons90 8 minutes ago holy crap there louder than my dad pooping in the bathtub AudioGetsLoud 8 minutes ago cwy me a wiver! ironhorsetamer 8 minutes ago gave me a good ror aoidwr08091823 8 minutes ago co ja pacze peterw6406 8 minutes ago Comment removed ruixish 8 minutes ago Whats so about about a coutry mourning there dead leader ? xXDDXx999 8 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show SuikaYOU 8 minutes ago man...south korea looks lame AnimalsChoice 8 minutes ago Crying over a dictator that treated them like shit, damn he brainwashed them good bomex258 8 minutes ago Kind of reminds me of Ron Burgandy grieving after Jack Black kicked Baxter over the bridge. Inkblades 8 minutes ago i wonder who are the ppl actually living a lie...the north koreans or all those first world countries. sHiNsAiKo 8 minutes ago You guys make fun of them when they cry over their leader dying yet I remember Americans crying over the disaster that was Kennedy! Funny how that works... ThomasCreel 8 minutes ago hahahahaha... This is fucking pathetic. Morons. blackened138 8 minutes ago @OfficialGWilikerz what's a memes Watsupwiya 8 minutes ago FAKE AND GAY -.- musikk83 8 minutes ago @superboymoe ... they just found out bush & cheny is in total charge of thier economy for the next 8 years.. boatmoter 8 minutes ago It's either they're crazy or they know his son is freaking psycho!!! BrenGS9 8 minutes ago this is great how they desire their commander a lot pragues90 8 minutes ago I find this difficult to masturbate too ULEASHED1996 8 minutes ago 3 @ULEASHED1996 douche!!! peanuTown 8 minutes ago Tebowing at 2:15 warriorpwnz67 8 minutes ago @kirillkolomyts Uh... Considering that they're all crying either because they're forced to or because they've been brainwashed, crying over their leader isn't a good thing. mejustmeamy 8 minutes ago @ghettogrenade his son is taking over right now, these poor people cant stop acting  mohd995 8 minutes ago interesting show, good actors trurlesklapanciusz 8 minutes ago who will be next leader , GOKU or NARUTO ???? Nikola9922 8 minutes ago 2 Ok..... now everyone line up..... nice orderly rows now.... and..... LOOK SAD. That's right..... SAD. Good job.... and as a reward, you won't eat today. All hail the Great Leader! ChrisPaddlefoot 8 minutes ago hahahahahaha AdminMichal 8 minutes ago Oooooohhhh noooooooooooo they closed the local McDonald's noooooo peterw6406 8 minutes ago 0:22 ITS THE WITCHES FROM LEFT 4 DEAD.... deathtodisco13 8 minutes ago @deathtodisco13 True Story :D:D::D nitroboykid 7 minutes ago i bet inside they're crying for joy over that asshole. zavman10 8 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show 84chonch 8 minutes ago hahahahahaha vtiyfb 8 minutes ago can't tell if they are laughing or crying aoidwr08091823 8 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 8 minutes ago propaganda... aslantepe28 8 minutes ago first crying in band...sad mariaci77port1 9 minutes ago Don't worry my people! I'll be back! MrManhattan90 9 minutes ago what the actual fuck... LittleBigTimi 9 minutes ago Ahh, I know this sounds cynical, but it just seems like they're crying because THEY HAVE TO (okay, no shit sherlock), but still, nobody can be this brainwashed....surely not?! Jackosityman1993 9 minutes ago must have took an arrow in the knee hunterkelly12 9 minutes ago I'm sorry, but the collective sound of Asians weeping is actually fucking hilarious xD Warlockerylulz 9 minutes ago North Korea is no longer best Korea...... TheOfficeNinja 9 minutes ago missleading title. this is actually the opening ceremony of lee strasberg school p'yŏngyang. RFreigeldorff 9 minutes ago Comment removed NiggersareUnevolved 9 minutes ago @NiggersareUnevolved That has everything to do with the european union not allowing dictatorships and nothing to do with the race of people living in it you fucking moron! mackat4ck 7 minutes ago @NiggersareUnevolved Actually Belarus has dictator Lukashenka and not to mention Europe's history with dictator types but why am I even responding to you...? beetate 3 minutes ago 2 Comment removed SuikaYOU 9 minutes ago It's incredible how brainwashed they are... Or maybe we were brainwashed and he was awesome?!? One sec I'm gonna go cry histerically for a few hours. aserian 9 minutes ago Oh yeah - what a bad comedy that all is. I feel sorry for all these poor people. I mean, really - or what ?! dg1sbg 9 minutes ago the camera didnt show the gun behind all of there backs making them cry ... tsonis419 9 minutes ago Baseball sucks ! FreezerFTW88 9 minutes ago seems legit... gl3110 9 minutes ago How much you want to bet there are people with large weapons ready to respond to anyone who doesn't act sad. logicalcreation 9 minutes ago 0:20 second farthest row to the left. second person back. Smiling and laughing. the biggest bad ass in North Korea. jefro2020 9 minutes ago Massive fireworks outside. And I am living in an area with a lot of Koreans. In your face, Kim! DonAgucho 9 minutes ago All members are wonderful actors. demo06demone35 9 minutes ago Its completely understandable that they are sad. Stop criticizing them. TwoPointDuck 9 minutes ago 6 shut the hell up about saying they are idiots, or that they were just faking the crying. you don't understand at all. they were brainwashed into thinking he was a god of some sort. This is the clip from the pyongyang area, outside of here it's pure chaos. ruixish 9 minutes ago 16 They were brainwashed into believing their leader was some kind of god. I wish we could help these people. Anyone know how worse things will get with his son? deathguy167 9 minutes ago 2 @deathguy167 I heard there are more chances of threats to the U.S and South Korea if (or I mean.. WHEN) his son, Kim-Jong-un takes over. VerticalhorizonXL 5 minutes ago @RuneFactoryGuy it's funny cause u live in america and your north korean... Hashuism 9 minutes ago they should bring kim jong il wretched carcus to the USA so everyone from the USA could take a big meaty shit on him like he deserves sickwickert 9 minutes ago I was amused by this. hasselnuzz2 9 minutes ago Pics or it didnt happen hhenryhh 9 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 9 minutes ago lmao  laptop322 9 minutes ago :D Trigubaz 9 minutes ago people act the same when the pope dies..whats the diff? MrScottrocks 9 minutes ago 2:00 woman closest to camera: secret happy smile! riaiaikido1 9 minutes ago lool Ningwu1 9 minutes ago USA, USA, USA 964health 9 minutes ago I feel that there are going to be many new gifs and movies made from this one. sa1htam 9 minutes ago C'est vraiment du grand n'importe quoi! C'est un taré qui est mort, vous devriez saisir la balle au bond... aveboo1er 9 minutes ago from a canadian to all north americans who are mocking this, our governments are as much (if not more) of a joke. atleast these people believe and devote themselves to something besides consumer goods and money. kronikkidvancity 9 minutes ago @kronikkidvancity Canada speaking for Americans again, classic. GormanRacingZ28 8 minutes ago @vietpi Commie retard Watsupwiya 10 minutes ago @TCostellos lol fucking thanks alot 4 telling me lol TheTruthSlave 10 minutes ago The sad and crazy part is that they thought if they weren't 'seen' crying, the ghost of kim would punish them somehow. group hysteria is a crazy thing. shandelear 10 minutes ago can someone give me a quick answer as to why he was such a horrible person to them but they are all crying hysterically over him? herpinmyderp666 10 minutes ago @herpinmyderp666 It's staged, easy answer. Skicards 9 minutes ago 2 @herpinmyderp666 because the government force them to do it, look at the faces, most of them are acting TitoCompianni 8 minutes ago @herpinmyderp666 To them he was amazing. He never let anything bad about him get said or released so to them he was just a ruler who happened to be "liked" by the rest of the world and that's why he was never mentioned badly. BruckThatsMe 8 minutes ago Must've been alot of cut up onions at that place..........Im going to hell :/ AARON691983 10 minutes ago wow, i could not believe the extent in how people could be brain washed... on the other hand, i thought it was funny seeing so many people crying at once. abnarious 10 minutes ago North koreans.. REVOLT NOW!! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! 395235 10 minutes ago 15 @395235 They are brainwashed... they don't have a will to do something. They don't wanna do it. guuso123 7 minutes ago @guuso123 they are not been brainwashed, but they know that he was a leader who was defending there country from Evil, specially western influence, no body can dare them, live long north Korea... kynaan09 3 minutes ago @kynaan09 lol your brain wated too! he was the evil! look at south korea...richer, better and no leader than brainwastes you! lolo Hashuism 1 minute ago Who exactly is this sob show meant to convince? videowilliams 10 minutes ago 2 fake someuser905 10 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show TitoCompianni 10 minutes ago lost souls this is sad to see ppple worship evil doers roseforvendetta 10 minutes ago this is so fanny gargargart bokchoiman 10 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 10 minutes ago This is the funniest shit I have watched all year :) IceBlueBeard 10 minutes ago @IceBlueBeard actually it's sad and disturbing. Those people should be celebrating. filss 7 minutes ago I NOTICED THE KID IN THE RED SCARF AT 1:20, HE IS TOTALLY THINKING ABOUT MUSHROOM STAMPING THE FUCK OUT OF THAT PICTURE OF HIM. GormanRacingZ28 10 minutes ago Only the dead communist is the good communist trurlesklapanciusz 10 minutes ago U PEOPLE NEED REVOLUTION 1904ize 10 minutes ago thier only weeping cause they know his son is going to be worse of a idiot than he was as a leader boatmoter 10 minutes ago 2 Mean while at North-Korea... ItzNinjaD 10 minutes ago Cry or die ! Duvel6666 10 minutes ago 6 Reformat acerbic computer TheStilledPeace 10 minutes ago Something tells me those are secretly tears of joy  jnzsousa 10 minutes ago mad world woko696 10 minutes ago @HupLoganHup Lol bomex258 10 minutes ago their all gonna laugh at you, their all gonna laugh at you, (reminds me of Carrie lol) TonyL1000 10 minutes ago they crying because they all lost their healthcare insurance and now.... they have to switch to the disaster that is: 0bamacare! *LOL* runsaber1 10 minutes ago The one who cries the most will be promoted to military general. SephirothSpirit 10 minutes ago There are no machine guns pointed at them. They're crying because they've been taught their whole lives that Kim Jong Il was their god-like savior and protector. Their standard of living might be terrible, but they viewed Kim Jong Il as the light of their lives. Those tears are real, even if they're a result of a massive, lifelong Stalinist propaganda campaign. dickford12 10 minutes ago ale pooopierdoleni.....polska!!!!!­!!!!!!!! KRK21ful 10 minutes ago @ccy244 but then the police would've cut his head off as soon as he was discovered cracking up JTTTTTGGGGG 10 minutes ago worst actors ever 07Krol 10 minutes ago hahahahahaha oh my fucking god, this is rediculous... btbamfav23 10 minutes ago Where's that "self-reliance" philosophy now? Ian1B 10 minutes ago Comment removed st91bp7t 10 minutes ago 2 This was planned by the north korean government. FunnyComputerGenius 10 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 10 minutes ago As serious as this is... some of these comments are so hilarious pautpy 10 minutes ago It seems a bad chinese medieval martial art movie TitoCompianni 10 minutes ago These morons should be happy that piece of shit is dead. Pathetic. quintili1 10 minutes ago People Order Our Patties PierLegend 10 minutes ago i speak fluent korean and the genera guy at 00:56 is saying this exactly " CURSSEE YOU GODZIWA CURSE YOU YOU MUNSTORRR!!!!! " mrDarkmage459 10 minutes ago @Skicards it doesn't matter if they did like him or not still show some respect and don't be a follower just cause other people are doing it don't mean you do it too mrquickist14 10 minutes ago @mrquickist14 A follower of what? What are you talking about? Please explain what the heck you mean. This man was hated by his people, and that's a fact. This is obviously faked, and everyone here agrees. Skicards 9 minutes ago @Skicards your a follower because you told me that your being disrepectful because people from all over the world is and so what if they hated him they now love him and mourn for his death mrquickist14 4 minutes ago @mrquickist14 No I didn't. You were insulting America, so I told you that many people from all around the world are commenting here, and it's not just America. And no, you have no clue if they're mourning for his death. This is obviously staged. And I haven't said anything rude about their leader. I'm just here to read the comments. What's your problem? Why don't you argue with someone who's actually insulting them? Skicards 1 minute ago @Sebansho I was going to say it was soap opera and not soup opera, but I think they would rather have soup. DrewsAnimation 10 minutes ago "And what kind of chinese are you?" -Hank Hill BRADM69 10 minutes ago You sure they werent forced? MrlParadox 10 minutes ago 3 i bet theres a guy with an machine gun at the back shooting them if they dont cry enough susieistda 10 minutes ago 3 dafuq Playncooler 10 minutes ago they once had a great leader, but then they took an arrow to the knee. derfmanet 11 minutes ago i love Asians superboymoe 11 minutes ago If I had military power I'd force people to mourn me after I was dead too, just for fun... :P damillionmalania 11 minutes ago @TheMocro123 man up cunt fancoe12 11 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show RuneFactoryGuy 11 minutes ago Some of them are not sad They cry because they just have to 3029120 11 minutes ago @3029120 More like 99% of them.. EikGog 9 minutes ago The hell? Were their families threatened or something? Archetype000 11 minutes ago @HupLoganHup Its simply not funny because you imply that you dont know the difference between North&South Korea which makes everyone lose faith in humanity. :) ApoTroll 11 minutes ago hahaha.... bunch of fags MrDEATHSQUADRON55 11 minutes ago @MrDEATHSQUADRON55 ur mom was there mephatboi 5 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show FarhanC99 11 minutes ago NK is the largest cult in the world sbmillionair 11 minutes ago brainstorming... tifongo 11 minutes ago Human rights and democratic elections coming soon! TheFriendlyWarning 11 minutes ago It likes like they are being forced to cry for him. Or they are trolling us and are happy for his death really. Astrapogiannos14 11 minutes ago So this is what tear gas does in North Korea rip0001 11 minutes ago I almost cried because I thought the puppet from Team America was destroyed but then I found out it was just the real Kim Jong Il. LuneyTune72 11 minutes ago @TheMocro123 They're obviously faking it... Skicards 11 minutes ago 2 I wonder what they would say if they knew us Americans were happy hes dead. weswii 11 minutes ago Seems to me, the job of being a "Nasty Commie Type Dictator" is a dead end, and generally, on a global scale, you lot seem to be losing this game ! "ON THE DAY THE WALL CAME DOWN, THE SHIP OF FOOLS HAD FINALLY RUN AGROUND" Pink Floyd, Division Bell Watsupwiya 11 minutes ago i wonder how much bread and water was given to those "mourners" to weep? TCostellos 11 minutes ago I wonder how many guns they had pointed at these people at the time of their mourning SuckaFreeM3 11 minutes ago in playlist Favorite videos Sheep. TheMarkSasuke64 11 minutes ago men what the fu-- bonsly21 11 minutes ago They had won the victory over themselves. They loved the Leader. B1ackNinja04 11 minutes ago Plus, I think I heard this song [crying] on 2001: A Space Odyssey. petphotog 11 minutes ago Indoctrination and brainwashing at its finest. CitizynKing 11 minutes ago 2 Бедные несчастные люди, у них отняли свободу даже порадоваться в день избавления. Хотя ещё больше жаль тех, кто предался горю искренне... Воистину Северная Корея унаследовала от СССР самые худшие черты по части подавления свободы сознания и поведения. alkazarix 11 minutes ago I don't know if I should believe this. It looks so staged. These people are crying hysterically over a dictator. I call bullshit ndillini76 11 minutes ago @frezhah no thats happening in south korea TEHsm1th 11 minutes ago I bet they missed Pokemon at TV costycosty1 11 minutes ago Kim Jong Il made his country believe that he was pretty much God. aDinoSupremacist 11 minutes ago ppl talk about brainwash.. the west is also brainwashed by the zionist dictators of israel en usa... the hole media in west is in controle of the zionists.. u can say bad things about noord korea but dont forget US is same shit..ppl have beenbrainwashed ,murder , rape , homeless ppl, and dead penaltys... DEAD TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER!! azielzoeker19 11 minutes ago Fake and Gay. Remmerderem 11 minutes ago @boaco2010 it's not as if it's a mass execution line crying for the sake of their lives. these koreans are just fucking pathetic. VVakaFlockaFlame 11 minutes ago Comment removed NiggersareUnevolved 11 minutes ago @NiggersareUnevolved Take a look at europe about 70 years ago. Alfacooch 10 minutes ago @Alfacooch Too bad the right side lost.... NiggersareUnevolved 8 minutes ago @NiggersareUnevolved Hitler was white. Moussilini was white. Stop being an idiot and realize that skin color has nothing to do with anything. Skicards 10 minutes ago @NiggersareUnevolved Belarus. joshuaissac 9 minutes ago @NiggersareUnevolved I thought Africa had the highest standard of living in Europe. SovietDemocrat 9 minutes ago This has been flagged as spam show SovietDemocrat 9 minutes ago

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Chinese Model Gan Lulu (干露露) Scandal - Mom Uploaded Her Naked Video to Find a Boyfriend

A desperate Beijing mother who wants to find a boyfriend for her daughter has uploaded a video of the naked girl walking out of a shower while fielding questions on prospective boyfriends. The footage begins with the mother speaking to the camera and declaring her intention of finding a boyfriend for her 26-year-old daughter Lulu. The camera then follows the mother towards the bathroom, where her daughter walks out in the nude. And here is a transcription: Mother: These days it has become popular to seek marriage partners on the internet, and my daughter is already so old now. But I don't know how to do it, I don't know it is done, so what I'm doing is uploading a video instead. Mother: My daughter, well, was born in 1985, is the cow/ox zodiac sign, and this year will be 26-years-old. I want to help my daughter using the internet to find a boyfriend. As for qualifications, ai, average is fine-- [she slaps the table, is unintelligible, laughs] Daughter (calling out from bathroom): "Mommy, help me wash my back." Mother (getting up and walking towards the bathroom): Lulu, what do are you doing? Daughter (from bathroom): "Help me wash my back." Mother (at door of bathroom, filming in): Ohhh, you are how old now and you still want me to help you wash your back? I'm trying to help you find a prospective marriage partner! I'm doing that..finding a boyfriend to evaluate for marriage...that...that...hey, what kind of qualifications you want, say them out... Daughter (finishing her bath, still naked): [unintelligible]...just find one who is good to you, good to me, knows how to bathe/wash [others] and that will be good enough... Mother (laughing): Then--then--then just find one like that? Daughter: [unintelligible]...a beggar is fine too...aiyou, towel... Mother: Well, it is seeking a marriage partner for you, so what you say/want is what matters—- Daughter: I want to date a beggar. Mother (sighs): Aiya, alright, that's fine too, as long as he is good to you, I think that's okay too... Daughter: Hello, I am Gan Lulu. To this day, I haven't had a boyfriend, and it isn't because I am too ugly, but unfortunately no one wants me, so what to do? So now i am seeking a prospective marriage partner. No matter whether or not you guys think I am special or not, I am actually a rather distinctive person. I am not that annoying, so I don't believe that there really is no one who wants me. The online community has speculated that the daughter in the footage is an actress named Gan Lulu and the footage is genuine. The video has become a huge hit in the cyberspace of China. Comments: May I Know Her Mom??? Come To My Coumtry nugrohow82 1 week ago she should act sex hyohoonparkred 3 weeks ago disgusting hyohoonparkred 3 weeks ago 0:50 nipple sister ly9xxx 3 weeks ago haha, Mum and daughter in the end were used to promote favicam.com - porn website...on dear, on dear...want get laid? please contact Miss Gan...oh, this is so funny.... doglover1981 1 month ago qua nhật đóng film sex hay hơn , haha con làm tình mẹ quay film good kimtaehjj 1 month ago mẹ con bệnh hoạn superkimam 1 month ago fuck ass her mom ..!! she's spend to fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk lll2D02lll 1 month ago 操你妈的脑子有问题  kay1112 1 month ago 去你妈英文speaker都是婊子养的 julesverne2010 1 month ago ngon quá ! soultender12693 3 months ago Bitch! tomatoner 4 months ago I request a 1080HD Video of this :) Kallosar 5 months ago Hola mi reina como estas, me gustaria conocer a su hija, auque no entiendo su idioma de usted, pero igual me encantaria conocer, su hija se ve muy linda, le escribo desde Peru, trabajo en una empresa de telefonia, le dejo mi correo, para que me pueda escribir. cuidada su hija se ve preciosa. abelchacn@yahoo.com Machujari 5 months ago no nudity here, just a glimpse of a nipple at 0:50 andres6868 5 months ago quiero una sin sensura! nazevernever999 6 months ago no se le ve ni una teta! valend19 6 months ago where is the uncensored version??? Rafahjv 7 months ago 3 fucking whore lobelia2 7 months ago Only one video !!!! mrtecno99 8 months ago Yap, you're correct premkumar999999 8 months ago yak.... lynnleng 8 months ago BOTH ARE SLUTS!!! Just look at tat Lulu.. Lying naked on the bed for people to film??? BITCH!!! fern0110 8 months ago 12 gan lulu's bitch, her mom's so fucked up. that's just bullshit publicity stunt. Retarded mother and daughter. wilsonbnyc 8 months ago 10 @wilsonbnyc Yeah i agree, they are just insane! its like selling her body online lol. Its all publicity stunt but its just giving them bad rep. kaninas 8 months ago

Friday, December 2, 2011

Checkmate in Four Moves



Shut up a particularly annoying chess opponent with School's Mate -- checkmate in only four moves!


Comments:

hei, we dont know how? the people think right?

if they more other ways how?
carmen16398 3 days ago

No king can take? queen
jagofett78studios 6 days ago

@jagofett78studios No,? you can't move into check, and there's the bishop
VEllyssa 4 days ago

wait, what if the opponent doesnt? do those moves... would you still win???
Error404AccessDenied 1 week ago 2

This is way below amateur. This info is useless, any smart person should know this if? they can play chess, without even being taught.
TheOfficialThomas 1 week ago

checkmate in four moves... if your opponent is playing for the? first time
LeoPlay123 1 week ago 2

well the black one? was very stupid.
NiKGHD 1 week ago

Jajaja El pastor!?
DavidHapo 1 week ago
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jumbodan123 1 week ago

Very Old?
1Siller 2 weeks ago 7

exellent

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Liamautomechanic 2 weeks ago

g6! =>? Fail with your move...
CHSPART4N117 2 weeks ago
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theo085 2 weeks ago
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Elektro0 3 weeks ago

@Elektro0 But then the bishop will kill the king.?
PandaBearFish 3 weeks ago

@Elektro0 check mate actually, look at where that bishop is when the king takes? the queen. idiot.
rushinblue 1 week ago

@rushinblue Hey fuck you. I played these moves to Mac Chess and the computer knew its shit. Now the fact of the matter is, the black's moves were different. This is invalid? to playing against a computer. Sure it's a checkmate if THOSE moves are made. Prick.
Elektro0 1 week ago

g7-g6 in preparation for a fiancetto. This comes at tempo which will give you an extra move. If White is dumb enough to make such a move this means he's a retard and his pretend? four-move-mate will back fire and you'll probably mate him within twenty moves.

Guys like this are pre-meal snacks.
bobbygnosis 4 weeks ago

Well? obviously it's easy when you play against yourself!
abdihassanawali 1 month ago

G7-F7 duh...?
shinydino 1 month ago

Lol, this is ridiculous. Why are you even? showing this to beginners? I have chesstudents who play this opening over and over again, thanks to YOU. Their parents have seen this video, and have teached their children this ridiculous opening. This is just so bad, omg.
xGuitarStianx 1 month ago

its unreasonable to? assume the opponent will move as haphazardly as displayed.
diddymuck 1 month ago

this was the first trick i ever learned. but it´s amazing how many "players" don´t know it. i won? a lot of beers and stuff with it.
LowStackTom 1 month ago

Instead of moving the queen to A3,? move her to C7 - away from danger.
johnmilo117 1 month ago

@katze piano it cannot? bcuz the bishop is in the way .. 4 move victory or as i know it ... herdersmat.. fucking pwnage
SplatDrawPwn 1 month ago

I see many say this is bullshit..do someone need to win with this opening so it can turn into a real? deal?
4Th30 1 month ago

in? poland kids knows that moves ! hahaha
DBSLABEL2K11 1 month ago

And if your opponent makes the other? 19 moves instead?
kusuguruketsu777 1 month ago

I made a video about how to block this @ my? channel
EpicSuccuss 1 month ago

i like when hes said you could try to SHUT THEM UP ha ha ha ?
MegaDrp123 1 month ago in playlist MegaDrp123's Favorited Videos

that's fool mate! Phe...?
MyPhenomena 1 month ago

9c!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
GroupMagnet7 2 months ago

Be careful with this though .. on the flip side there's a Queen trap move. That aggressive Queen can be taken if the 4 move mate is caught early? enough. The key moves for defending this are .. instead of Black knight to c6 .. move Black Pawn to B6. After White Queen goes to A5.. Black moves left knight to A6. .. defending the checkmate at F7. If White Queen doesn't retreat at that point.. it's a wrap for her. She's gone.

I'll let you guys figure out the next move.. for the white Queen capture.
CrippledScience 2 months ago

@CrippledScience lol explain again what u mean 1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 then u mean 2... b6, u sure u don't mean 2... g6 so white cant 3 Qh5 bcause of pawn in the way?? i think ur confusing, write the moves up in readable format plz?
quarticom 1 month ago

Be careful with this though .. on the flip side there's a Queen trap move. That aggressive Queen can be taken if the 4 move mate is caught early enough. The key moves for defending this are .. instead of knight to c6 .. move Pawn to B6. After Queen goes to A5.. Black moves left knight? to A6. .. defending the checkmate. If White Queen doesn't retreat at that point.. it's a wrap for her.

I'll let you guys figure out the next move.. for the white Queen capture
CrippledScience 2 months ago

in only four moves?thats? bloody outrageous mate.
aekarareee 2 months ago

But the King could take the? queen...
KatzePiano 2 months ago

y cant the king attack? the queen!
MrSharan1997 2 months ago

@MrSharan1997 Cuz the bishop is in line of fire, and you? can't check yo'self
martines184 2 months ago 6

@martines184 tnx..?
MrSharan1997 2 months ago

@MrSharan1997 because if the king? eats the queen it will eat by the bishop,dont be douchebag this move is very effective for checkmate!

fleshtooth07 2 months ago in playlist CHESS...

@MrSharan1997 Cos if he does hes open? for the bishop to kill him
WobDawg509 2 months ago

yea.. incredibly easy to? counter...
mcrettable 2 months ago

NOOB?
Slit0s 2 months ago

Ya, I just go with my strategy. Try what I can and hope I? win :)
Yoshibear1998 2 months ago

one big problem with this checkmate is if Black plays Qd7 on move 3 then the trap does not work or even if he plays? Nf6 rather than Nc6 then the trap does not work.

ps I Qe7 rather Qd7 is block by pawn
rab631 2 months ago

one big problem with this checkmate is if Black plays Qd7 on move 3 then the trap does not work or? even if he plays Nf6 rather than Nc6 then the trap does not work
rab631 2 months ago

@cpapa18

Pmsl, just because someone who's British uploads? shit instructional videos doesn't mean every British person is incapable of doing so......

So I guess with your logic, everyone one in your country is a dick because your are??

Dooche bag, the only one who needs to leave this world is you.
KevinMullins84 2 months ago

Too much camera work... This was one of? my first weapons as a novice chess player.
ChickityChoice 2 months ago

or... for that last move... someone could move the soldier up 1 in front of the queen and then she would have to move back...? stupid british people with ur unlogical rationale just all of u die and leave this world alone. a british person trying to make an instructional video is like a french person making an anti-smoking commercial... it just doesnt work.
Cpapa18 2 months ago

Doesnt work anymore?
SydIT90 2 months ago

Actually queens are supposed to be on their own color.?
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steelbrushtattoo 2 months ago in playlist CHESS...

wow...awesome! I used this against my 5 year old son...he totally? didn't expect that. didn't work with my 7 year old daughter though...
sumeetkamat 3 months ago

Its Heath Ledger! Because he has the? scars on his lips
InnocentBearz 3 months ago

brilliant and yet so simple!? all I have to do is get my opponent to make those EXACT moves, and I've got him beat! haha!
kedarguru 3 months ago

king's are on the wrong side, it has to be on its own colour not cheek mate? mate ;)
BuffaloBreathe 3 months ago

@BuffaloBreathe Except queens go on their own colors,? not kings.
bornathlete1 3 months ago

@BuffaloBreathe are u dumb or? white queen on white? field, black queen on black. jeez

davidpiksi 2 months ago

But? the king goes diagonally to attack the queen, so it's not a checkmate.
Bielawaable 3 months ago

@Bielawaable u? forget the bishop, sir..
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Bielawaable 3 months ago

@Bielawaable there's? a bishop
Andrei204 3 months ago

@Andrei204 Yes I? saw it :)
Bielawaable 3 months ago

I Don't Think The If You Played? With a Random Guy You Would Win Like That!! :p
JayJay123Dut 3 months ago

Stupid as hell how is ur opponent suppose to? do those moves exactly
straightforwardguy42 3 months ago

@straightforwardguy42 its not stupid? to know this, but yeah, the likelihood of achieving it in four moves is quite slim
Alphabex8 3 months ago

chuck norris just looks at the opponents king until it starts sweeting then it starts to pant and just dissolves into thin air thats right not just? any air but thin air
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Mrtrogerty 3 months ago

Ha i beat the computer!?
flyingburritodog 3 months ago

slow it? down abit lol
kingbungay 3 months ago

bullshit?
concept015 3 months ago

chuck norris doesn't even need to make 1 move.....he only looks at? the check
MA8RY 3 months ago

chuck norris can get check mate in? 1 move
AssassinBunny107 3 months ago

i won a? game of checkers without taking or losing a piece
CrankMeUpAlot 3 months ago

i? got it in 2
frostblade808 4 months ago

wow, i thought it was a comerical so i skipped? lol
thepicklebubble 4 months ago

yea now who the fuck is going to be stupid and play the black piece moves that? you did.....this is bullshit
AListerUnlimited 4 months ago

apparently, chuck norris won this game without a king... ?
jimyjamyninjas 4 months ago

well, if you're uncle, or father, or grandfather is a monkey, you? win.

If he's not a monkey, better learn a good strategy like the king's or the queen's gambit or something like that.

If you win, you win. If you lose, you lose with dignity, not with this plain strategy
HeadShootingMaster 4 months ago

Chuck Norris would win? with a single move.
piano25 4 months ago

ok what will shut u? up?
capglasseskids 4 months ago

u can get mate in 3 moves, but only if the person ur playing? is a retard
nikobrown1990 4 months ago

Yeah but? who's gonna be dumb enough to fall for this shit.
zaggers77 4 months ago

U can tell someone sucks when they try this weak ass move! I'll thrash you all over? the chess board then send u home to momma
dsnizal 4 months ago

@dsnizal People always say that. I open with this move KNOWING? it's not gonna work. But I have a backup plan. This move simply throws them off and makes them think I'm going for the easy win. Maybe I'll bump into you on chess.com sometime, see how good you are.

bandit7498 4 months ago

There is a far better way of getting mate in as? many moves than this one
AnglOsAxOn2 4 months ago

No one is going to be stupid enough to do this you guys think your all? smart with your 4 move checkmate but when your playing against someone it won't work. What a waste of time
asian3513 4 months ago
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asian3513 4 months ago

u do a really predictable move.. u can just jam ur pieces at ur side.... and then attack? <_< FOOLISH
50p3nc3 4 months ago

why not coming with the queen first?if then the want to get rit? of the queen you can simple take the pion.
anoniemepokermon 4 months ago

@PureAlbanianWarrior the queen can move in any direction and has the king in checkmate since the bishop is covering.

The Kings? are in the correct place as the queens are positioned on their own colours opposite each other, position D1 for white queen (on her white square) and D8 for Black queen (on her black square)
EzeroJ 4 months ago

His kings are directly across from each? other on the board. That's not right.
PureAlbanianWarrior 4 months ago

@PureAlbanianWarrior nope, hes got the setup right, simple rule is "white queen on white? square, black queen on black square" and the kings will obviously be next to them
nikobrown1990 4 months ago

I'm sorry but this is a fail video. That does not leave your opponent in check mate. If you look? at it very carefully, you'll notice that the piece he puts in "check mate" is the queen.
PureAlbanianWarrior 4 months ago

@PureAlbanianWarrior no lol if you look closer you'll? see it IS the king -___-
jokerman118 4 months ago

@PureAlbanianWarrior If you knew chess, you'd know that the queen sits her pretty little ass on her own color at the beginning of the? game.
UxDarkGhostxU 4 months ago

@UxDarkGhostxU Since you play then you should know that the King does not belong directly across from the other king,? it wouldn't be symmetrical, you dumbass.
PureAlbanianWarrior 3 months ago

@PureAlbanianWarrior When was the last time you played chess? Just set up my chessboard. Kings are opposite. Pawn to e4, Pawn to e5 openings. Both pawns are infront of the? king.
UxDarkGhostxU 3 months ago

@PureAlbanianWarrior what are you talking about the queens are supposed to? be on thier colors those are the rules, that means white queen on white black on black so the kings would be directly across from one another
heimallm 3 months ago

@bigfatAMERICANbastard, yes, the skill of a? chess player must depend on his knowing the arbitrary nomenclature that you learned. Nevermind that this can vary from region to region via the telephone effect, among other reasons.
koboricci 4 months ago

what retard would play? nf6.
itsVaaannn 4 months ago

there are? many ways to stop this happening
TheThirdRonnie 4 months ago

black has a good response to that queen invasion, leaving white at a positional disadvantage, making white? lose tempo.

why would a champion recommend this ridiculous opening.
ourtortsystem 5 months ago 30

@ourtortsystem "Well he clearly states that "if you have annoying relative,? you COULD try to shut them with this"

Not really a serious recommendation is it?
pedarikarhu 3 months ago

@pedarikarhu Failing that, just pick up the board and whack them? with it.
SCE2AUX 2 months ago

@ourtortsystem To use it? against an annoying grandfather, as stated quite clearly :P
Meekayell 2 months ago

@ourtortsystem yeah i tied this 4 move checkmate with my father but he moved he`s pawn in the way and i? failed!
MegaDrp123 1 month ago

@ourtortsystem

One word? Dude

"MONEY"
imsopathetic1369 1 month ago

@ourtortsystem Because as? he explained its basically a parlour trick to shut someone up , not a serious strategy
Maximumdeuce 1 month ago

but why does black have to move their right knight, or their pawn to e5? Must they make those moves for you to win or? can they make any move?
ExpertiseGamer 5 months ago

@ExpertiseGamerThey have to make those moves, or any move that doesn't? block the bishop's attack on e5, because that needs to be established in order to cover your Queen. If they were a smart player, they would move the pawn in front of their knight forward one square to both block and threaten your queen, or do something else that directly counteracts what you're doing. Most amateur players tend to focus on their own actions, paying little attention to their opponent unless they get in the way.
TheWorldEditor 5 months ago

I like how he says? 'You could try to shut them up' very casually.
ExpertiseGamer 5 months ago

The only problem? is the opponent's king kills your queen immediately after your check.
DrWatsonPostmortem 5 months ago

@DrWatsonPostmortem he cant take? with the king, the bishop defends
Gimilli 5 months ago

@DrWatsonPostmortem lol? hence the bishop protecting the queen
Drewb18c1 5 months ago

Nvm?
MrShahroz1 5 months ago

Um u didn't win yet...?
MrShahroz1 5 months ago

This is the author of so many great chess books...

Why on earth would he? post such a stupid video??
Siobaras 5 months ago

Scholars Mate! good trap to teach to little kings. Hikaru Nakamura used to play this opening against GMs a few years ago, but he's gotten a little more serious lately.? By the way, GM Aagard writes awesome chess books
OnlineChessLessons 5 months ago

that's a retarded move my 7 years old niece don't fell for this so how am i suppose to beat anyone who can play with? this
elmetalico99 5 months ago

that doesn't work for me, they always move that pawn to attack the bishop instead of the knight. I have beat? maybe two people with that trick.
bilingualtech 5 months ago

@bilingualtech You can take an extra turn to kill the pawn with the? bishop. It may let the opponent move one more piece, but if you are lucky you can still checkmate it in 5 moves.
MorshuDiego 5 months ago

Never have I once found someone who actually? fell for this.
Riceyes 5 months ago

...If your playing against a? retard.

thePEOPLEperson1 5 months ago

0:23 sounds racist...?
happymojo108 5 months ago

@happymojo108? lol XDDD
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12345678909269 5 months ago

you can acctually do? it in 2 turns
mitchell6489 5 months ago

@mitchell6489 only if the other? person is WILING to do it. can't happen by chance
pwntno0b 5 months ago

Thank you? very much! I did this to a friend of mine at school.
1MAKEDONEC1 6 months ago

You gotta be not paying? attention at all though to die like this
Kampy187 6 months ago

napoleon's move.....?
mrspartan32 6 months ago

lol i think the queen take? the queen then he moves the bishop to eat the queen so you take out tge queens first XD
EVILSHADOWKING 6 months ago

id like to? shut him up...
Nikodemis 6 months ago

KING TAKES QUEEN? IDIOT
AImosTskater44 6 months ago

@AImosTskater44? how?

rodzdocz1 6 months ago

@AImosTskater44 queen is defended by? the bishop. think before you speak...
hardcore039 6 months ago

@AImosTskater44 your retarded....?
Bwatts57 6 months ago

i know a check mate in 1 move knock all the? peices of the board
utubefreak7911654be 6 months ago 94

@utubefreak7911654be retarded? but funny

GSmiami 6 months ago

@utubefreak7911654be I tried it, but they outsmarted me with a magnet board? :(
ReadCommentBelow 6 months ago

@utubefreak7911654be only? immature little babies play thatway. Are you one of those?
bombindahcity 4 months ago

@utubefreak7911654be? That's a cheat!
Rudyfourth 3 months ago

i tried that on my friends and family, and then I laughed at them that I beat them in 4? moves and they didn't take it lightly, later they made me regret being a smartass
Zee96969696 6 months ago

Doesn't? work.
JLoveBomb 6 months ago

i thought it? was called fools mate
1000randomboy 6 months ago

Wow, I thought it was called the scholar's mate, and? either way it is very easy to avoid.
CheapShotFail 6 months ago

@CheapShotFail IT IS? THE SCHOLAR'S MATE!
raceman1996 6 months ago

i wish u would? shut up .
52supergirl 6 months ago

chuck norris dosn't even need to? play to win
bmanc2000 6 months ago

@pimpin702101 can? check mate in 2 moves
Curly4000 6 months ago

i? know how to do it in 2 moves

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mohitl1985 6 months ago

I know how? to win checkmate in 0 moves. Flick over the opponent's king!
BradenKattman 6 months ago

@BradenKattman I know how to? checkmate faster than that =o Don't play ! xD
Alphilles3922 6 months ago

maybe im not familiar on the rules of chess, but someone please explain to me why the king doesnt just take out the queen now that its his? turn?
daltonjparkes 7 months ago

@daltonjparkes Yeh, me? neither but its because he cant go in that square as the bishop is like GRRRR this my turf!
EVOOOz 7 months ago
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Raygon000 6 months ago

nice camera shaking? so we can have a nice view!! wtf? bad regisseur
Alexon88 7 months ago

I won't fall for that? one again!!
ltucker9 7 months ago

It only works on? very weak players.
john17972 7 months ago

im really stupid, no really the dumbest chess? playa in the whole world, and i would move my pawn to take Q Then u would be stupider
mrconradhoppe 7 months ago

He looks like Jason Statham, the the guy? from the movie The Transporter or Crank
livefstdieslow 7 months ago 36

@livefstdieslow r u shitting me.... he looks nothing like him... wat the fuck r? u looking at
RakdaStone 5 months ago

@RakdaStone? you must be blind
livefstdieslow 5 months ago

The Bowmore? Way and it's only got like 4 fucking videos.
Carnage1235 8 months ago

I use this when I play against my Dad and it? works EVERY time.
chris69666 8 months ago

@chris69666? lol

Cfirepower 7 months ago

i know a? check mate in 3 moves!
Greginda11 8 months ago

@Greginda11 i can ck mate in? one move
mrconradhoppe 7 months ago

really? it depends on? their move as well
garuga0777 8 months ago

I usually only move the pawn one step (not? two as he does here), this is probably the easiest way prevent the other player from doing this to you. This is just one of the many ways to counter this, making this pretty useless against any but complete newbie players.
xway2 8 months ago

In school our teacher? taught us this as the Fool's check.
clazlo1234 8 months ago

exist the checkmate in 2? moves -.-'
GushoK 8 months ago

@GushoK yeah right in? one
crazyshittttt 8 months ago

i remember playing against someone who used this against me. i thought he was amazing at chess (and? so did he)

3 months later i kicked his ass 4 times in a row. and he tried using scholars mate against me all four times...
MrDakeeper 8 months ago

ive used that on my own and never even heard of it. it wasnt exact but i broiught my bisop out like he did then my queen up and to right 3 spaces and proceed? to come up, provided my opponent already got their bishop out.
TeslaDRay 8 months ago

i hate this sholars? mate, assholes use try it like its some secret
msveronica1223 8 months ago

I try and live? my life the Bowmore way every fucking day.

Who the fuck is Bowmore?
Carnage1235 8 months ago

Hey i think that? the king can eat a checker
Odie541 8 months ago

I really like the board and chess set that he's using; does? anyone know where to find such a set? What style and wood types are used for the board and pieces? Thank you.
br2hughes 8 months ago

This would clearly only work against an amateaur. The computer will always prevent this, even? on its easiest setting.
TheBaka69 8 months ago

@TheBaka69 I managed it on the easiest setting? xD I've beaten the computer twice on the hardest setting, it has beaten me countless times though :(
RsGhost1 8 months ago

umm... scholar's mate?... i learned this in? grade 1
CartoonHawk 8 months ago

Cool :)?
FeiaFarfalana 9 months ago

i see how it works, but it doesnt work on the computer?
DishoneHunter1 9 months ago

Um... can't the king capture? the queen?
iansquirrel 9 months ago

@iansquirrel then the? bishop kills the king thats the point
GimmeXtra 9 months ago

@GimmeXtra Oh yeah I didn't? see that
iansquirrel 9 months ago

"That will shut them? up!" haha!
DarkSlayerOverlord 9 months ago

Okay, this I've known, but I'd like to? know what would black's best move be after Q-h5? Would it be ...g6, or ...N-h6, or move the queen? In any case, I figure white will now have to lose a lot of tempo getting his queen back, and should be struggling with black's superior development for a long time. (After ...g6, queen has to move, allowing B-g7 then O-O, right?)
Astrobrant2 9 months ago

you dont need to move the queen that far out?
pratto54321 9 months ago

this doesnt always work you opponent can defend it in so many ways, but its a good? move to know
UThaManLooche 9 months ago

he has discovered? America!!!!!!!
jackgeniosky 9 months ago

You can't really use this against an experienced player.?
anomaluigi 10 months ago

blocking it is? so easy >.>
OChubbyO 10 months ago

well I like shogi? better
gokharol 10 months ago

couldnt he? castle
ryanb87z 10 months ago

Keep the camera fixed on the? fucking board.
Neoquaker101 10 months ago

I try this with and online player and my bishop got jump at c-4 by the other players pawn, I had my? queen h-5 when that happend so diding complete the checkmate with school's mate.
cyberguy1234 10 months ago

Fantasy chess is like trick pool? shots; they're really not practical because they aren't going to happen.
MrSmackdab 10 months ago

it does shut them up so idc i won? >:)
TheDoomVids 10 months ago

so easy to cancel?
LiveLoveGiveGrow 10 months ago

wow? this sucks even the computer set to easiest level conteracts this move
jolegend13 10 months ago

i know? a checkmate in two moves, once I did it. Sweet !
Oktubre1984 10 months ago

@Oktubre1984 explain.?
senken12 10 months ago

@senken12 P-F3, P-E5, P-G4, Q-h4++... There's a couple of different ways to do this but you'll get the idea once you see this? variation.
banda5k1 10 months ago

fuck? you!!!!!
hitler19850130 10 months ago

gay? move ..
1998anirudh 11 months ago

i couldnt do this against my computer? on level 1
PaulTheClaw714 11 months ago

i remember the first time i did this was by accident lol?
goshiluvarchie 11 months ago

if somebody is bothering me, i? sure as hell am not going to play chess with them =P
wubs23 11 months ago

he isnt saying this will work on someone goood at chess just some annoying uncle whos bothering u or something? and doesnt see it coming.
predsfan123 11 months ago

The only reason I looked this up was because some gay bastard? used it on me.
SaltonSeaCoolio 11 months ago

This technique helped me beat everyone the first? time I played them at school. After that, I wasn't so good.
unnecessarilyrandom 11 months ago

If your getting owned by a person who falls? for this, you really suck.
SecularTechnology 11 months ago 71

@SecularTechnology

Actually it's very weird. There's this player I know called Alex who when focusing is very good. But I managed to fool him THREE times in a row with this? technique. So it just goes to show I suppose.
Carnage1235 8 months ago

@Carnage1235

Yeah that is pretty? weird assuming that he's a good player.
SecularTechnology 8 months ago

AI even on level 1 will destroy this move 100 % of the time... don't try? it unless you want to be ridiculed
PhatFarm60 11 months ago

It is so easily defeated that it isn't even worth attempting... just move the knight out to counter the queens move before it? happens... and you can see it coming 1000 miles away..worthless unless you are playing a 2 year old
PhatFarm60 11 months ago

my friend won $20 from this? move
TheHaloReach117 11 months ago

@TheHaloReach117 good for? him!

Kadishona 11 months ago

@TheHaloReach117 I? call bluff...
SmellyAmpitz 11 months ago

no? one falls for this
Sabatino69 1 year ago

@Sabatino69 i used? to.

i lost to my brother twice by this, and it took me a while to figure out a counter.

Note: if you mess this up, your gonna be in a bad place.
veothrax 1 year ago

you can play it if your opponent is a beginner,otherwise, it is? a bad move
Elmirgtr 1 year ago

that? will shutt them up
cooly105 1 year ago

i actually use it sometimes also online, there are people who dont see it? heheh
valentijnraw 1 year ago

or bang g3 Qf3 Nf6 and black will say u don't got? shit! lol
fullrad 1 year ago

Yeah,? i'm going to challenge someone to a game of chess next time I want them to shut up!
Hackiesacker007 1 year ago

I played chess with my friend,? and I won by using this method even he KNEW that....
Parkjimin950521 1 year ago

not even the? faster
zazounounet 1 year ago

This is easily countered though unless your playing against an idiot?
DJMercz 1 year ago
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DJMercz 1 year ago

the? book "Lord Loss " by Darren shan inspired me to play chess xd
lilgoalieman 1 year ago
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blindsidedfool 1 year ago

he? can exchange with the white player !! :)
MrNinjaboy100 1 year ago

@MrNinjaboy100 me too? >.>
blindsidedfool 1 year ago

what's stopping them from on their third move moving? the pawn second from the left foreward one to block and lock the queen?
fireman2555 1 year ago

@fireman2555 Nothing. This mate is supposed to prey on fools, which is why it is also known as the? Fool's Mate. If you heard in the video, "if he doesn't look out and plays a normal move, like say Nf6."
Mosquitox216 1 year ago

@Mosquitox216

No, the Fool's mate is a little different, it goes 1. f3 e4 2. g4 Qh4# typically, this is? the fastest mate. It's called the Fool's mate because you basically have to be intentionally trying to lose to fall for it.
m8cct 1 year ago

@m8cct I just searched this up xD I was taught that this was called the Fool's Mate, and I was taught the Two Move checkmate was called the School's Mate. So I guess it's my? fault xD
Mosquitox216 1 year ago

someone did that to me...i've not played chess since? lol

HushedDeath 1 year ago

hehe schools? mate
addycorp2 1 year ago

Whoever was holding the camera needs to sit? still!!!
TVMAN1112 1 year ago

I PLAYED CHESS TITANS ON MY LAPTOP? USING THESE MOVES AND LOST AND IT WAS ON LEVEL 1
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koolcrz 1 year ago

yeah you would haft to be a complete beginner not to? see this coming I mean come on. I guarantee nobody's father or especially grandfather would fall for that crap.
koolcrz 1 year ago

wot? if the black guy doesnt move to those positions
TowsRULE4 1 year ago

he looks like he? has joker scars
ImperiousViking 1 year ago

i know a faster way , black checkmates on the SECOND? move.
rawdog42 1 year ago

@rawdog42

Your a dumb a there is no such thing? as a 2 move checkmate.
koolcrz 1 year ago

@koolcrz Black can checkmate on the SECOND move. Search? it for yourself , and don't call me a dumb a. :D
rawdog42 1 year ago

how do we know his guna move there? like u want to
FOFO25782578 1 year ago

-.- that is the? oldest move.. ever.
TheNameless151 1 year ago 45

@TheNameless151 still the best one? :P
playaheadgoes1337 11 months ago

The black Queen should have went in front of the black queen when the white queen went? to attack F7
blaze19141 1 year ago

I fell for this one when I was? like 7...
Freshman000000 1 year ago

@Freshman000000 Last time? I was at a tournament. A girl presumably under 10 years old, fell for this one 3 times in row. On the same day. Lol
liebstandarteadolf 1 year ago

cool but unlikely someone? will fall for tht

JDKGbmx 1 year ago

Only an idiot would fall for? this.

MrMolineux 1 year ago

Annoying uncle? How about that annoying camera? man? Hold that fucking camera steady! God, this was annoying to try to follow.
StuntmanJake 1 year ago

@StuntmanJake He was supposed to be like that I suppose. Its was ment to? sorta be an informal, POV video...
KaisWOWBand 1 year ago

i invent that move indepently when in 7 grade i beat all my? frend in chess....
pseudominds 1 year ago

do u have? anymore checkmate moves cuz this ones old ive been using this for 3 years now...and its getting old...got any more ??
TheJuzMii 1 year ago

I'd like to know who invented this move, because it is repeated NON STOP by annoying chess players online. Play ten games of chess online, and you will see this move 8 or 9 times. Opening theory has ruined the game of? chess.
123gwf 1 year ago

@123gwf you? better be joking, these checkmates in x moves are bum and ridiculously easy to avoid. Not to mention once you do you are more likely in a better position then the person that has tried to pull a fast one on you.
Smushed001 1 year ago

Just go one step with the bishop left to? the bishop thats attacked from the queen and runner? :S
PierreWah 1 year ago

u can do it? in 2 easy
finamagig 1 year ago

ill freakin? own you all

TheJoshkabosh 1 year ago

@TheJoshkabosh? stfu

Olliek94 1 year ago

all player now this move... so its easy to block.. any thing else?
yamron519 1 year ago

thts not checkmate, the black queen gets the white queen.?
dhorard 1 year ago

@dhorard black queen? cant get the white queen she cant move like that
Gefallener08 1 year ago

@dhorard queen is attacking king, not in range of black's? queen
evilcupcake12 1 year ago

cant the? black king kill the white queen?
santascaresme2 1 year ago

@santascaresme2 Too bad the bishop there is covering the queen as well, resulting in check-mate?
slay289 1 year ago

ohh? yea
malcom2841 1 year ago

Hey Dad! Come here!!!! I wanna? play you in chess you Faggot!
WarNerveSDMF 1 year ago

@WarNerveSDMF i lol'd?
SquishyAgate 1 year ago

@SquishyAgate :)?
WarNerveSDMF 1 year ago

Jacob wtf are you doing? making this crap!
indigobuffalo 1 year ago

I really love chess,? it really refreshes you mind if you've been doing a lot of work.
SIRBAD555 1 year ago

ones the pawn moves? up to block the queen, Scholars mate is gone!
SIRBAD555 1 year ago

nobody falls for this one anymore...?
apenneukende 1 year ago

Yeah, that'll shut? them up if they're lousy at chess lmao.

Kids's checkmate is easy to spot even to rubbish players ;P I wouldn't bet on this
godly04 1 year ago

Yea except the queen move is terrible unless you are? 100% sure your opponent will miss that threat.
FortNikitaBullion 1 year ago

this can be used only against total lams, but he? said it like it is the best move ever xD
Lukasgitarista 1 year ago

hmm-all? online player know this move
orangmelayum 1 year ago 27

@orangmelayum that's true everyone tries that online and it's one of the first? openings u learn to avoid losing to. i lost a few times when i FIRST started playing online
KBoogs719 1 year ago

@orangmelayum they have to, or else its? a real waste
PotterSuccess 1 year ago

@orangmelayum Same as the off line? players
bartfart42 1 year ago

@orangmelayum

He said to use this against unskilled person like grandfather etc.

Unless your parents or grandparents are? pros or expiranced players.
MercenaryZack 10 months ago

hemmm..all online player know and? can caution this move
orangmelayum 1 year ago

All players should be taught this...

It goes starting piece placement, how the pieces move, castling, en passant, and 4 move mate...?
rgderen88 1 year ago

Quizas jugando con principiante puediera resultar, pero con un jugador avesado, es impensable ganar con esas jugadas. A parte quedas muy mal? parado, en defensa.
Rodtorqui 1 year ago

i will try to beat my physics teacher with this one...maybe he underestimates me- you never? know xD
chrisrogerrabbit 1 year ago

@chrisrogerrabbit

pls? tell what happened
dddiyamirza 1 year ago

Lol ...That will? shut them up...
ElementalSkater001 1 year ago

I've been shut up? a couple times
trixwagen 1 year ago

I Love The Way You Said : " THAT WILL SHUT THEM UP "?
baderocks2 1 year ago

i can't believe jacob aagaard did a? video on a cheapo moves like this...
indigobuffalo 1 year ago

This? is exactly what I need
TheBassHeavy 1 year ago

that's notcheck mate there? queen can just tame you out
peterchaofannumber1 1 year ago

@peterchaofannumber1 Sorry, but black's queen is on? the right side of the black king(as seen from black's side of the board), so black can not "tame" anything. It's obvious, but it's nonetheless a valid checkmate.
mrdave929 1 year ago

@peterchaofannumber1 as soon as their queen moves, you can cap the king. no? possible way to get the king out of check.
largehashbrowns 1 year ago

lol? i knew this one since i was 12
eldar600 1 year ago

This is THE MOST well-known trap. Attempting to use this will only? get you laughed at; it's garbage at any level above the most basic.
Zelrio28 1 year ago

fucking love? this move XD
vadont 1 year ago

Oh and one other thing:

This is called "Scholars Mate" not schools mate

The two move checkmate is called? "Fool's Mate"
Slaying350 1 year ago

this is the stupidest checkmate ever.

I mean seriously I learnt this trick and learnt how to stop it when I was about nine years old.

In primary school tournaments you will? often find this but it is rarely tried in proper games.
Slaying350 1 year ago

stupid? the king could just capture the queen
megaboy00012 1 year ago

Uh, I don't think you quite? get the rules.
Carnage1235 1 year ago

@megaboy00012 The bishop is? supporting the queen at C4 so if the king tried to capture the queen he would be moving into the white bishops path.
monongahelian 1 year ago

a more practical version of this is the 7 move mate, which? i inadvertently discovered. this is when the bishop is backed up by the knight and is right next to the king (very difficult to explain) this can also fool more knowledgeable players as it involves distraction moves such as moving the castle/rook out for no apparent reason.
Vael101 1 year ago

anyone who knows? how to play will not fall for that
sunwebs 1 year ago

@sunwebs yup just? move the pong up one lol!!!
doogaman77 1 year ago

its pawn dumbass?
supermario897 1 year ago

@supermario897 and? its fuck you ya grab ass piece of shit
doogaman77 1 year ago

i always called? it Fool's Mate
crytilyoulaugh 1 year ago

That also won't work because if he knew what? he was doing, they would move the king up one so that when the queen moves there then king can just take her down. That is if he moves the knight before the queen goes into position.
bestbrandskateboards 1 year ago

pastor check mate is? the name
Guideist 1 year ago

can't the king eat? the queen under check?
ethicks00 1 year ago

But if the king "eats" the queen, then? he will be in the way of the bishop. Thus, checkmate.
CRISNCHIPS12398 1 year ago

@ethicks00 no the bishop is defending the? queen
IwillLICKyour 1 year ago

this doesnt always work if your opponent knows what the? fuck is going on so how about adjusting to the moves your opponent makes
irnman1120 1 year ago

wow! i'll make sure to use that in the turni...hehehe lets see about that friend..because i ALWAYS lose to her and i hate it, i? once threw a bishop at her head because of that XD
TheZingChan 1 year ago 2

He? is saying "scholars mate" not "Schools mate", he has an ACCENT!
maicwand 1 year ago

I think he? is saying "School's Mate", it even says School's Mate in the description box thingy.
NakedSnake95 1 year ago

I remember the time when I was 11 years old, I was defeated with this move in a chess tournament. XD I'm honest. You can call me a dumbass but I'm better? at playing chess today.
gerardaddict 1 year ago

@gerardaddict It? was I who beat you gerardaddict.
blackprincess82 1 year ago

@blackprincess82 It was? I who fucked you blackprincess82
Trojanxplayer 1 year ago

3... Nf6??? ain't a? normal move
leannetorrato 1 year ago

in russia we call it kid's? mate
Philippchaykin 1 year ago

It's called scholar's mate, not school's mate.?
CaraBrimleyRules 1 year ago

este es el mate pastor me lo aprendi yo solo mientras? jugaba al ajedrez con 7 años.... no es muy.....ademas facil de evitar....
ercontry 1 year ago

beginners do? this!
michaeljimpogi23 1 year ago 2

so lame?
weijun940813 1 year ago

this was crap!! Would,nt work out even? wit a beginner
prasy1000 1 year ago

Yes it does if the opponet doesnt know about this! My friend Nikki did that to me when? i was still learning how to play.
Rukia122 1 year ago

i freakin love? chess
apersonalrocker 1 year ago 24

Excuse me? Why were the only people who you? assumed play chess male?
rsgirl10 1 year ago

this move? has already been tried and over-used in all live chess websites. you cant fool them anymore with that
AzizRaeesi 1 year ago

2 move? checkmate is awsome
CHEEKYHAMST3R 1 year ago 3

Why couldn't black just move his left knight's pawn to block the? queen?
tehQED 1 year ago

exactly...that's why you only move the queen 2 spaces so it can slide straight up the board to take the? same pawn without the chance of being threatened or blocked. this guy's lame.
eddievedderpj 1 year ago

Actually if you are going for the four move checkmate Qh5 can be better than Qf3 because the developing move Nf6 will not stop the checkmate if the Queen is on h5, but? it will if the Queen is on f3.
Rapidfire220 1 year ago

you can check mate in two moves you know -.- but it only work on? monkey...

1. g4 e5 2. f4 D h4
venato75 1 year ago

i should use this on a kindergartener!!!!!!!?
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venato75 1 year ago

@venato75 lol?
IMRezpected 1 year ago

That's like the worst way to fool's mate somebody. Bringing your queen to H5 is? way to obvious since it's so close to your king. Putting your queen on f3 works better since its a lot further away from the king.
brianh190 1 year ago

i like tat im going to try to use? tat mabie idk

if i remeber it
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stephen19231 1 year ago

I'd like to see that. tell me in a reply, use the a-h and 1-8? terminology
offtheheazy6 1 year ago

1) F3 E5 2)g4 Q!h4?
goodderf 1 year ago

@stephen19231 That seems impossible! I can't? say I believe it until I hear it, wanna share your secret?
gladfelter17 1 year ago

Why the hell is a grandmaster explaining one of the? simplest checkmates ever ?
bleek18 1 year ago

My? brother used this trick on me.
TheAZNninja45 1 year ago

like?
seanncn 1 year ago

Thats Check Mate because the Queen cannot move life a knight?
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nfsmw249 1 year ago

if the? king takes the queen, the bishop takes the king.
isabelm819 1 year ago 17

@isabelm819 wow...u must be a genius!!!! hahaha....looser..thanks for? the retarded info
MSergiuM 1 year ago

@isabelm819 And this is what we? call a checkmate.
skifarterufa 1 year ago

I see... however I think any smart person would block the queen and let the next pawn take? it out.
killshadow3 1 year ago

But what happeneds? if the opponent makes a different move? That will be hard to be checkmate....
Joonmoh 1 year ago

I did checkmate? in three moves involving two pawns and my Queen.
USAirwaysPilotA330 1 year ago

If you think that's badass try the 2 move? mate! lol (no seriously there is one...)
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handymanpi 1 year ago

duh that`s not? 4 move the queen gonna eat u
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THEJMANTV 1 year ago

but it would get? in the way of white's bishop, so it cant make that move
abajibijo 1 year ago

the bishop is protecting the queen so the? king cant take the queen
bub6954 1 year ago 2

uhm it's covered by? the bisshop ?

jezus you are dumb....
realmiker 1 year ago

The? bishop covers the queen, and thus cannot be captured, it is mate.
monkaboy 1 year ago

@THEJMANTV That's why there's bishop.? Do you play chess?
nizepart0519 1 year ago

I normally suck at chess, but my friend showed me this and then at his birthday party I beat all his friends in chess using this move? until I played him, of course.
metallica708 2 years ago

lol the best counter? is using the queen i think..
xihakuix 1 year ago

First time I played chess... that move was used on me

Now Im a badass at chess because I play with mean, smartass's, if you? can survive my friends in chess, you have to be good
JimImimust 2 years ago

YEA!!! I CAN? FINALLY BEAT MY FRIEND!!!! Thank you man!
MeG0Rawrr 2 years ago

technically its? tn check mate coz the king can take the queen
jonsie33 2 years ago

if that happens the? bishop t akes the king...
iTouchPod2G 2 years ago

The king can't take the queen Because? of the bishop.
darksinz72 2 years ago

the? queen is protected by a bishop
TheSaltedpopcorn 2 years ago

is not cheak mte its stale mate?
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snickers177 2 years ago

hey thats the queen? not the king
fumoffu616 2 years ago

yes he missplaced them...

now HE looks? like a total idiot
sevreal4 2 years ago

the king can still get u?
fumoffu616 2 years ago

than the? bish op gets the king ...
iTouchPod2G 2 years ago

This only works againts beginners.?
Imran500 2 years ago

its a good? move but only works if the person doesnt know what they are doing
BingDar 2 years ago

Thanks alot!!?
EdgarSimon88 2 years ago

That is a? great tip about chess i will gladly use that
dynakidmistro 2 years ago 3

haha? i used to do this vs other kids when i was like 12. Everyone fell for it.
numberzzzzz 2 years ago

PERFECT GOOD MOVE? THANKS FOR IT.
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ghostsaccount 2 years ago

Except that the bishop is still there. You can only castle if there are no pieces between the? king and rook
TOYD3 2 years ago

stfu retard,? stick with checkers because you don't know shit about chess lol
TraumaER 2 years ago

dont know shit about chess?

cos i questioned whether or not he? could castle it?

sorry diked but if u knew shit about chess u wudnt be watching this video!

so if u know it all why the fuck are you watchin this? you dont need it" ! u obv know everything and thats why to can call other people retards for askin a question?

right?

no?

dickhead.
ghostsaccount 2 years ago

two words..FUCKING? SICK! lol
nosecolombia 2 years ago

Too fast!!?
holodoc1944 2 years ago

It's Scholars Mate not Schools Mate, and you can also move the Queen 2 spaces diagonal and move straight forward to capture the same pawned.? Who would think someoner could be Pawned just because of a single pawn? (LOL)
StickmanLovAR 2 years ago

This technique is stopped if the opponent decides to move his/her queen or if he/she decides to play kingside. It'll almost take co operation to get this one to work, because the chances of the opponent to move a kingside pawn are just too high. Still,? you never know!
JustTinku 2 years ago

Who the heck? will ever fall for this?
megadud20 2 years ago

just? used this to win.
5150fun 2 years ago

rofl?
dksprolific 2 years ago

cool!?
dele199 2 years ago

i once played to where i had one king eft and my? freid had 1 bishop left man i shouldnt had gone into that cornner XD
Krys0lovers0sos 2 years ago

my dad did this to? me..

after i almost beat him

a chess master
stevenBig1 2 years ago

Your dad sucks at? chess.
N6688846993 2 years ago 5

Best? comment ever!
ThePwnusIsOnYou 2 years ago

To be honest, i found exactly that way on my own, and i was like oh? my god.

But it's not only 4 moves.... i need more, but it's the same way of checkmate. Because, exactly like most of you know, the CPU won't fall for this... so i had to... "lure" his defense out...

Again, to be honest this just worked 4 times on the CPU lvl 4. :P

But in my opinion (my first week of chess^^) it's a nice opening! Against the CPU...
PopLockIn29 2 years ago

Theres a way to win in 2 moves. But it requires (just like the C-Mate shown) some very questionable moves.

Then theres also a checkmate that can be done in 5 to 7 moves and is much more common and flexible, although its still easy to counter.?
Runesocesius 2 years ago

the king? can take the queen.. can't it?
NotAFanMan88 2 years ago

No, because of the Bishop?
3stonwa 2 years ago 3

Yeah but you would have to be pretty stupid to fall? for that one
DavijoBoy 2 years ago

You? have to be pretty stupid if you think your ability to play chess determines your overall intelligence.
Imran500 2 years ago

Let me guess, you fell for it?? lol
DavijoBoy 2 years ago

Not this trick, but I fell for some other ones. But hey, you learn? from your mistakes.
Imran500 2 years ago 3

only for noob?
mgood2 2 years ago

another thing... if? you use this move you are saying to your opponent "hey, i´m not a very good player", so, your opponent gets more confident and you will loose, do not use it, unless is your little brother the one playing against you... (must be very, very little)
l30r1c 2 years ago 5

this only.... maybe work with someone who´s never played chess more than 3 or 4 times, whoever? it´s funny how often players use this "tactic" to try and have an easy win... the problem is that the queen gets in the enemy camp to early and is mostly gonna be chased all over the board...
l30r1c 2 years ago

shit the? computer never falls for that shit..........
headphones741 2 years ago 4

this normally doesn't do shit and can ended up biting you right in? the fuckin' ass!!!
stupidmonkey69 2 years ago

well then you didnt? follow the directions
gocaddo95 2 years ago 2

then you didn put the bishop in the right place if they fell for this, cause the? bishop would take out the king after it took your queen
StarChildRoan 2 years ago

this is gay it don't work it get u fucked right from the start?
shqip039 2 years ago

first of all, if black uses knight f6 at start, the mate busts, also, the muvo in the end which you don't lose is pawn d6?
narowa44 2 years ago

i am a first time chess player so dont think im stupid? but every time i tried these moves their king would take my queen. how come this is happening?
ajramsay45 2 years ago

i think that taking the queen would put the king in a checkmate, and you? aren't allowed to do that.
Dogman022908 2 years ago

maybe because your bishop wasn't guarding your? queen?
QueenStinger 2 years ago

your not? protecting it with your bishop
RedHotChiIiPeppers 2 years ago

the first fools mate I learned used to be my? favorite when I played at 1300 skill lvl
kooler2004 2 years ago

but thats not check mate if you take out a peice because thats? your move and you stop there and the others king can take you down at least thats how i see it
jackassdude12 2 years ago

No, the king can't take? you because the bishop would be able to take you next move, therefore checkmate.
Deekaiii 2 years ago

haha this is one of the move combinations we introduce to new club members back in school (late 90s), eventually every new players learn it and it doesn't work. but it's a? good intro for beginners to develop their chess games.
rihoko4 2 years ago

what if the opponent does not do those moves and lets say moves somewhere else..then? what do you do?
cvela27 2 years ago

another mate simple? and easy duhhhhh
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danuu2 2 years ago

do you know anything about chess because it is a checkmate I've used it before if you attack the f pawn more times than it's protected(starts out only protected by the king) then 2 attacks on it will be a checkmate unless you guard it once the queen moves to? h5 you can't move the pawn to get better defense of it so it can't move once you take it as long as your piece is protected and can't be attacked it's checkmate.
htmlguy88 2 years ago

It is, look? at the bishop...
XeonGhost 2 years ago

it is?
uranduros 2 years ago

Any good? chess player would do pawn to G6
Youradumbassbarnes 2 years ago

this is only for people who do what he did....but? those people are not good at playin chess
krundia 2 years ago

fails.?
yummycars 2 years ago

But isnt this only if they do? exactly what he did?
AddictingSoundSquad0 2 years ago

Most likely they? will do so..
Dubaifreak 2 years ago

this is weak.... really - black won't move horse - he will move pion - and then..what u do- nothing ..and this is just one out of other 10 examples - ..i'm sure this? won't work - not even worth trying...
tigresstim 2 years ago

Uh dude, I just got up. I'm extremely hung over. I was hanging out with a few buddies last night playing chess. Yep. We play chess and drink beer. Big woop. Wanna fight about it? (FG refference) Anyways, I checkmated some of them in 4 moves. It works, but only if they don't see whats coming. If they? do see it, it can very easily be blocked.
DigitalBoyVer4 2 years ago

well? if they play chess and drink beer,...of course u can check mate them in four moves...pfft...ahahaha,..this is for babies!
tigresstim 2 years ago

Actually, this is how I test people. If they block it the first time, I know I'll have a decent match. If they get caught the first time, I know? they will never give me a good match. I do however explain them what I did afterwards so that they can look out for it the next time they take me or anyone else on. Its a cheap trick I confess, but the look on their faces after they boasted about how good they are at chess, its simply priceless. Ah... fun times.
DigitalBoyVer4 2 years ago

ahahahaa ! Now i see, and yes u'r right, i totally agree, but u tried this once with someone, and he knew the trick and ended up teasing me :p so i thought what the heck...won't do that again...but for you ...i see it's working and bringing u a lot of enjoyment ;) so good luck from now on also!?
tigresstim 2 years ago

i tried this and then their? king just took my queen
controllerbrain 2 years ago

No it cant, U have the rook there to prevent that.. rook w/e u call it. the other? white piece thats out, that isnt the pawn
navysealtm12 2 years ago

bishop.?
heyyal311400 2 years ago 2

how? if your check still cuz of the bishop
Fernand0206 2 years ago

thats why the bishop takes the king.?
MACHETIEKILLER941 2 years ago

but then the king can just take? the queen
controllerbrain 2 years ago

bishop protects the queen?
redtyrant17 2 years ago

u r really cool thx? for the tip
vietnamese0 2 years ago

Are you serious that a Grand Master is? teaching a shit like that?
vinizan 2 years ago

agreed.... geez?
namsilat7 2 years ago

I was playing my brother's friend and was 19.(im 11) and I stopped his 4 move checkmate thing. Too bad I lost after 10 minutes of? playing.
KofoJaga 2 years ago

cool this? will help in the tournament im in
clssurfguy 2 years ago

er.?
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theforbiddenchaos 2 years ago

if only the knight came out earlier or the pawn threatens the queen... or the queen comes out threatening the queen while being protected by the? pawn and knight... used this many times only 2 people stopped this move
richardtherichard 2 years ago

zomg. its a GM n he aint a nerd or an old man with hair loss problem. My country only got IM? old uncles with hair loss problem that can talk half baked english mixed with hokkien.

No future in my country to get titles but who cares right? We play it for passion, not for tittles.
darkfire729 2 years ago

there? are lots of ways to stop it.
fat49782 2 years ago 4

wow, think about this everyone. do? you think the opponent would do this EXACT copy to u,. lol
WatchesVideosOnUtube 2 years ago 3

obviously, nothing is? certain in chess
Esaink 2 years ago 4

this shit? worked
bballsMVP805 2 years ago

its called scholar's mate and its pretty easy to see it?
whipowner 2 years ago

It's not called schools mate......its scholar's mate.? What an amateur.
MikeRedmanbfmv 3 years ago

Amiture? mate.
2700SKIDOO 3 years ago

lol, for being a british champion, you seem to be displaying ridiculous? turorials... ^o^...
ChessG0d 3 years ago

nobody is gonna? fall for that move
TeamDigestive 3 years ago 2

My friends fel this? move.
mariojorge97 2 years ago

I've fallen? for it... anyone who is not good at chess or has heard of the move will fall for it.
trackstar789 2 years ago

Thanks?
kazaridba 3 years ago

you have to be a? total idiot to be beat by those 4 moves.
keslerkaiyu 3 years ago

I won a chess tournament with this sequence. Of course, it was a tournament at the neighborhood public library in Boston and there were? only 3 other players, and we were all 8 years old.
sampotts 3 years ago 8

Except that your opponent must make ALL of of the moves you? mentioned. If he moves to e6 instead of e5, then your bishop at c4 is useless. The play only works when the opponent moves his pawn to e5 at opening.
thephotoplayer 3 years ago

wow i used this trick to beat my sister it worked thanks? man
st2293 3 years ago

i? like your style
UCLASOCCERrules 3 years ago